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Braden

A guy who is stupid, ugly, yet everyone is his friend.
Chad: Dude, that guy is a Braden.
Brad: I know, but apparently everyone likes him!
by Bradenz December 14, 2016
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Braden

The exact definition of a fucking communist. He is a man of the rising sun, is a retired kamikaze pilot, and is from North Korea. Don't be a Braden, braden is a cuck. Fuck braden. He's a gook.
Omg did that Braden just fly into the twin towers? What a dick.

Also associated with sophia, Braden loves sophia, what a commie.
by Cocksuckingmutherfucker June 27, 2017
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Braden

The person who holds the fucking zoom calls for a solid 20 minutes
by David & Co Awooga Awooga October 26, 2020
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Braden

A guy who is kind and is Very Very short
p1 Look how Short he is

P2 it must be a Braden
by Boi1771 May 13, 2019
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Braden

Worlds smallest peen and is the worst surfer you will ever meet. Ego is massive and sucks at most sports. No girls will ever like him and very annoying. Tries to be a cool kid and sits with a josh.
That kid surfing is such a Braden😂😂😂
by Rigbwfdihqwegdei February 21, 2019
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Braden

-A dumbass who has a small dick that's asian
-Player
-Pedophile
"Look it's a BRADEN"
by PusYasMan September 20, 2021
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Braden

He uses his middle name (Braden) instead of his real name, because it’s a family name. He’s complicated. If you like him, you head WILL get confused. Does he like you... or not? He try’s to act cool, like Jim from the office, and you soon find out that 40 other people like him too. Shit.

When you talk about him, people ask

“Which braden??”
“The one with the e in the middle or no e??”
Because of course there’s other Braden/braedens in your school.

But beyond all that, he has a soft spot. He has things that he doesn’t want other people to know about, because then his coolness would be ruined. He also has a passion for something, like a hobby or a job. And also little side hobbies.

He is cute, really cute. But people call him annoying or stupid or something and that makes you kind of mad.
1 - “hey have you seen Braden, he said he was coming?”

2- “oh ya, he’s (insert hobby here)

1-“oh ok”
by person6769 December 8, 2018
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