James Bond

Dude who gets laid in every Fucking movie

Sean CoNNery is such a James Bond

by THE people Brothers March 30, 2009

Barry Bonds yo black ass

From Friday After Next, it means to strike somebody with a baseball bat from behind.

Uncle Elroy finds Craig and DeDe tokin behind the shack and threatens to "Barry Bonds yo black ass"

by Elroy May 28, 2006

Barry Bonds*

A baseball player who, as of the end of the 2007 season, had a record 762* home runs.

In 2007, Barry Bonds* hit his 756th* home run, passing Hank Aaron for the all time record*. He also holds the single season record* of 73* home runs. Previous single-season record-holders include Mark McGwire*, Roger Maris, and Babe Ruth.

Bob: "Barry Bonds in the 1990's was a hell of a player, wasn't he?"
Joe: "Yeah, but his numbers pale in comparison to what Barry Bonds* put up."
Bob: "Who's that?"
Joe: "You know, that guy on the Giants with a watermelon-sized head who set all those records*."

by Nicholas D January 16, 2008

Bondburger

A sex act in which the man pours ketchup and mustard in between the woman's butt cheeks, then puts his penis between said cheeks and squishes them together while saying "Do you expect me to talk?"

Last night, I Bondburgered your sister so hard I got ketchup all over the walls.

by kilgannon6 May 26, 2017

Bondi Cigar

Usually found in the waters of Bondi Beach, Sydney, Australia, the Bondi Cigar is excrement, usually human, that inhabits the waters seeking out victim swimmers to bump into. The excrement usually resembles a brown cigar, hence the name, although a wide variety of shapes and sizes have been known to exist. Swimming into one of these cigars is usually an unpleasant experience and can leave the victim in a state of shock. Bondi Cigars are usually serial offenders who prowl the Sydney waterways looking for unsuspecting interstate/international tourists which to assault.

That said, there is a large market for the extreme-sport of "Hunting the cigar" where thrillseekers track the cigars and break them up (usually by squashing them with their hands).

Squire Dinkling Chodeworth, an unsuspecting British tourist, was assaulted by a gang of 15 Bondi Cigars whilst swimming in Sydney Harbour. Dinkling died due to drowning, as a result of the shock of this incident.

Marl came to Australia with the purpose of hunting the Cigar. He wished to take one home and put it up as a trophy on the wall.

by Miguel222 November 5, 2005

gold bond

a golden breathmint for your balls

i had a serious case of the swampnuts until i threw some gold bond down my shorts

by dragonschld June 12, 2008

James Bondage

To be a suave, attractive character like "James Bond" though with a kinky side during foreplay.

Some fiend on Counter Strike:Source that joins servers and pwns noobs and disappears just as quickly as he came in.

A "James Bondage" person gets a girl a few drinks, thus lowering her whole side of judgement and seducing her into a state of relaxation while ending up raping her to a full bondage limit.

by EliteAss August 30, 2006