1. used to describe one's chance (in percentage usually) ov having a sexual encounter; is now a part ov the weather forecast as it is scientifically proven to be in direct relation to the weather
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"As you can see here all across west texas, there will be a forty percent chance ov precipitation, along with a fifty percent chance ov bonage here in the permian basin. so look alive out there."
"As you can see here all across west texas, there will be a forty percent chance ov precipitation, along with a fifty percent chance ov bonage here in the permian basin. so look alive out there."
by incipitsathanas October 19, 2009
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A term that can be used by either sex to describe something that is extremely awesome or that excites them.
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by Mr. Bonalba April 12, 2009
Get the Bonalba mug.when ur girl is so damn hot that every time ur with her she gives u a boner, but u get so many boners that you go into a coma.
by Big Dick Mitchell August 26, 2019
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