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boofer skate gang 

Boofer skate gang: started by nicolai and his older brother the notorious didonato brothers. They are satanist and like what they say on the streets, scary mofos. The brothers got kicked outta multiple schools due to smoking grass and eating ass; They have been sent to multiple rehabilitation centers, but nothing seems to work. They are mentally ill and crazy italian mafia drug attics with their dead papi joe and hammy on their side RIP. They are the Gs tho.
The boofer skate gang finna come pow pow ya, ya hurrrrrrd...
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Boofer Demon List 

the Boofer Demon List is a geometry dash list that lists the hardest geometry dash levels made by Boofer or associated with Boofer. this includes Mita pita 3 and more
yo doggie you should go grind the Boofer Demon List
Boofer Demon List by BooferBTW August 15, 2024

Clam Boofer 

the word that describs two females rubbing, humping, and/or thrashing their crotches together during the actions of lesbian intercores.
(Example #1)
guy #1: Hey, where did becky and sally run off to.
guy #2: Who cares we can't get any actoin from them. They are lesbians.
guy #1: god damn those Clam Boofers.

(Example #2)
guy #1: Pizza Hut, how many I help you?
guy #2: Yes, I'd like to order a three meat pizza.
guy #1: Ok, What toppings would you like.
guy #2: pepperoni, sausage, and Clam Boofer.
guy #1: Sorry Sir, but i think that we are out of Clam Boofer at the moment.
guy #2: HAHAHAHA
Clam Boofer by Dan Stephens September 30, 2008

The Boofer Boy's 

"The Boofer Boy's are a hardcore White Water Kayaking splinter group formed from within the largest Canoe/Kayak club based in Liverpool uk.
The sole purpose of the group is to Boof the fuck out of any rapid, drop or similar feature on as many of the planets most extreme and challeging white water rivers as possible.
Due to the group participating in many extremely dangerous white water descents "members" are selected via a tough slection process that is always overseen by both of the groups co founders

The Boofer Boys founders are two highly talented, good looking individuals that have reached near Kaiser Soze status within the greater kayaking community.
Child talking to parent after witnessing the Boofer Boy's in action. "Mom........I wish I was a Boofer Boy they're the greatest!!!!... they've just boofed the fuck out of all them grade 5 drops"...."Mom""don't worry son one day you'll get there just keep practicing that paddling"

Shirt Booger 

noun
1. Phenomenon when, after blowing your nose into a tissue, you sense the distinct feeling of the booger dislodging from nose but fail to find the booger in the tissue. Then, after some passage of time, the booger is discovered on a part of your shirt that seems physically impossible.
2. Rarer phenomenon when the booger winds up on another individuals shirt due to proximity when blowing the nose.
3. A person who regularly displays boogers on their shirt as described in #1.
Business Meeting
Johnson: My sales numbers this quarter surpassed budget again!
Boss: Johnson, what in the heck is that on your shirt collar?
Johnson: Huh? Aha, that's where he landed! It's just my shirt booger.
Boss: Ok, but what about the one on your shirtsleeve? Is that another shirt booger?
Johnson: Yeah...
Boss: Johnson, your booger surpassed the tissue again, you're such a shirt booger!

Booger Bandit 

One whom secretly flicks boogers on public urinal walls right in front of the urinal. Also the metal doors right in front of the public toilet, the toilet walls leave for complete stealth and privacy, but the urinal is a first choice as more people will be exposed the booger(s). This is not limited to males, females will usually do this to get back at their friends, thus mostly doing this in a private home bathroom. There is a code amongst the Booger Bandit elite-'Never cover up another Bandits handiwork, only improve on the motherfucker with a perfectly placed booger.'
Whilst taking a shit at work, Mark peered straight ahead and noticed that the office Booger Bandit was in fine form that morning having covered the toiled door with a red and green booger. He was disgusted, yet curiously aroused by the mystique and dedication of the Booger Bandit.
Booger Bandit by Rimjob Ninja March 7, 2011

Booger casserole

Food so disgusting, not even animals will eat it.
Eww! I wouldn’t feed this booger casserole to a dog. I don’t hate dogs.