Bircan

Baffled, confused, chatting shit,

Pronounced- Beer-Shan

wen sum1 is chatting shit they are a bircan, or wen they are really confused they are a bircan

by Chris-mas May 22, 2006

bircher

Only seen at night, a bircher is a complex man who has intercourse with many women. Usually overweight, disgusting, and felonious. A bircher will somehow convince these "down on their luck" women to leave their bastard children at home at 5 a.m. to have sex with him. For some reason the way a bircher acts towards his women, makes them seek his approval at all costs. A bircher will often come home from work and have beer, cigarettes, and sometimes cash waiting for him on his doorstep. Most birchers live at home with parents, and have at least one illegitimate child. A bircher will die before ever admitting to mating with these fat fugitives. So don't bother calling him out.

Tim: Holy cow, that GIANT girl Billy fucked is approaching him at the bar.

Tony: He's IGNORING HER!!!

Tim: Haha, Birchered again!!! Billy is a son of a bitch. How does he do it?

by ten foot monster Bill Braski April 19, 2009

Birchland Park Middle School

Birchland Park Middle School is a Middle School (duh) located in East Longmeadow. The school teaches grade levels 6-8, and has some very talented students. However, there are some problem students. Among those in the problem category are pathetic list makers, stuck up girls, annoying guys who won't leave you alone, and even some of the teachers. The substitutes seem to hate children, except one, but he left to sub at another school. So besides the pluses of being at a "high-class" school with average teachers, the students are what make the school so horrible.

Man, I wish I could go to Birchland Park Middle School, but I couldn't deal with the pathetic no life losers.

by Student945829................. October 16, 2011

birch

the promenade in the heart of Brea, California. Often referred to as Birch Street. Basically, the only fucking thing to do in Brea if your under 18 and can't drink or party. Includes two movie theaters and various shops, and is very close to the mall. Kids swarm it on the weekend, the place to go, when your not at the mall or at school or something elsee unimportant.

Pretty much truee. Yeahh i live theree. :

BOY 1 "Sheeeeeet Sonn, You going to Birchh tonight?"
BOY 2 "Hell Yeahh. Got no where elsee to be."
-OR-
GIRL 1 "Heyy, wanna hang out this weekendd?"
GIRL 2 "Hmmm, Birchh?"
GIRL 1 "Suree, unless you wanna go to the mall."

by Kay-teaaaa (: February 28, 2008

Bircher Light

A nickname that is accociated with a Camel Light cigarette. The word derives from a student's surname that attended John Carroll University of, Ohio, from the years 2006-2010. He loved to smoke Camel Lights so much that eventually people started calling the cigarettes, "Bircher Lights."

"Buy me a pack of Bircher Lights."

"Smoke that cig like Bircher smokes it."

by jcubrewcrew December 30, 2007

birch

1. A red Bull and Vodka

2. A derogatory term for someone you don't want to call an outright bitch.

3. A name to address a crowd of people by

1. I am thirsty, im gonna drink a fuckin birch

2. fuck that birch

3. what's up birches? Someone bring me a birch

by T. Pace November 10, 2007

birchett

A family member that will beat the ship out of any opponent if needed or if felt.

He's a Birchett Birch- et

by Birchett June 6, 2017