blokken

Another word for masturbation. Used as a secret code among a group of friends.

X: "Hey dude, are you blokken good?"
Y: "Yeah dude!"

by MR_Feet May 26, 2010

Blokeonomics

The art of reverse-engineering the cost/utility justification and the accompanying self-deception for the purchase of expensive shiny toys, having already decided that you want them. Sex-linked largely male trait and applied to: cars, technogeekery and other stuff that more pragmatic other halves may raise an eyebrow or three at. See also, Itsabargain.

Spending huge sums on expensive German cars is Blokeonomics because, "they depreciate less than the others and last longer", when the difference in price would cover depreciation over several decades.

by Technomad November 12, 2012

Blokes before tokes

Similar to "bros before hoes" but to ensure all is well with the blokes before going out for a toke. Also includes going out for a toke without asking the blokes if they would care to join you.

Steve: Dude, where'd you go?

Mike: Out for a quick toke.

Steve: Why didn't you tell me first? Blokes before tokes!

by blokesb4tokesm8 February 18, 2014

Blokka

Blokka: being dope or stylish that people admire you

When you see someone with style you let them know they got that blokka meaning swag or style that makes people admire them

She had that blokka effect just by walking in the room

His style was so crazy everyone wish they had drip like him

by J. Ali-Cas January 23, 2019

Blokeist

Been someones best mate for at least 10 years

We’ve been mates for so long we’re above best friend we’re Blokeist

by Hugh .G. Rection July 26, 2019

Bloke off

Mad bloke that works at qube muchea as a mechanic but would rather be smashing cogs in a c500

Oi ya bloke off

by Blokeoff February 1, 2020

Bloke Night

A night in which you start out with the boys and all fellow Blokes are invited. Beers are consumed in large quantities. All the boys are full of Adrenalin and rage until the sun comes up and then rage some more. Girls tend to come late night and pipe the most obnoxious dude of the party. It’s a reward for all the testosterone one bloke releases throughout the night. Anyone there named Shane Mcdevitt most likely has panties on with a Guess shirt.

Yo dude let’s have a Bloke Night with the boys.

by Donzz October 8, 2020