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Dick Blanchard

The little old man whose from the empire carpet commercials, just had a stroke, and is wearing 9 day old piss stained pants.(Often confused as Mr. Feeney from Boy Meets world)
Dick Blanchard sells carpets at low prices.
by JJ May 13, 2003
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Blanch girls

A girl who will go beyond her abilities to suck n fuck anything that breathes. Some say they would sell there soul for sex. They fuck in bushes, cars, lifts, and schools. They have 0 Respect. They don’t even have sex for pleasure anymore !
Rambisha: This blanch girl fucked me for a spice bag

S2Trappy: What did you expect she’s a Blanch girls there animals out there!
by gazadriller27_slacky October 17, 2021
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Tully Blanchard

Named for one of professional wrestling's Four Horsemen, A Tully Blanchard is when you microwave a beer and then bong it. A great way to punish someone.
He tipped over your beer? Make him do a Tully Blanchard!
by Ric Flair Don't Care August 1, 2010
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Blaunchy

Drew: Shut yo blaunchy ass up bitch!
Bice: Yeah, shut yo blaunchy ass up
by Drew Bice September 18, 2020
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blunchies

the need to eat and smoke at the same time. blunt munchies
yoo dude on the real i got the blunchies man.
by doctahjae January 13, 2009
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Blunch Time

Term for a "wake and bake" in the afternoon or evening; Also an expression used to wake up roommates in a streamlined voluntary fashion
(Wakes up & yawns looking at clock noting that its after Noon)
"Blunch Time!"
(Everyone jumps out of bed and dashes to the living room)
by Daytona Slim April 11, 2013
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blancher

1.) A Blancher is someone who has vaginal sex with elderly women.

2.) Some who injects drugs in large quantities through their asshole.
1.) "Ew! your a blancher?! go have sex with someone your own age weirdo!"

2.) "He's gonna get busted for being a blancher. thats so messed up man!"
by yummyjuice May 30, 2017
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