blacked out

whe you get way too fucking drunk that your conscious thoughts go bye bye, you can't remember anything and you become another, usually shittier, person..

I can't remember that last night, because I was blacked out

by king slut fuckery January 15, 2008

blackhawk down

When you hover over the toilet to defecate, and a large piece of feces misses the bowl and sticks to the seat. Disgusted and embarrassed, the guilty party leaves the scene without cleaning up.

Don't hit that stall in the corner, bro. There's a blackhawk down.

by Gahces January 7, 2008

blackbeard main

A piece of fucking shit that can't aim or do shit in rainbow six siege.

Skweenis: I'm the best Blackbeard main there is.
A sane person: suck a cock your trash kid

by SlikAverey February 3, 2018

Blacked

When you meet someone that doesn't give you their real name, and instead calls themselves "Black", befriends you only to turn around down the road to break into your house/apartment to steal your shit.

"Yo, Dan, last Friday I got blacked!"
"What?!"
"You know that guy that smoked me out and shit?... he stole my fuckin' XBOX360!"

by Miyamotorofl March 5, 2008

Backhead Hotness

When the back of someones head looks more attractive than their actual face does, resulting in a feeling of disappointment

Guy 1: Damn dude that gurl looks hot as hell, let's see if she turns around
Guy 2: ah shit false alarm, we got ourselves some backhead hotness

by uraveragerandy April 25, 2014

Beachhead dick

The kind of dick (sex) a man gives you when you least expect it. It's loud, rough, and generally occurs at early hours in the morning. It's a reference to wartime (mainly World War 2) invasions of enemy beachheads that occurred early in the morning, and involved massive troop movements, intense fighting, and loud explosions. Beachhead dick always ends with both the partners feeling extremely exhausted, shocked, and very sweaty. The girl always submits first during beachhead dick, such as when a enemy beach is invaded and after many hours of intense battle, the enemy is to tired to keep fighting and surrenders.

"My boyfriend suprised me this morning with some amazing beachhead dick."

"My husband bent me over last night and gave me the most intense beachhead dick I've ever experienced."

"The sex I had last night was so amazing. It reminded me of this war movie I watched once, it was so loud and utterly exhausting. It was some real beachhead dick."

by Gingerbread Man December 26, 2016

Blackbeard Main

An untalented bitch who denies one shot headshot in r6 if you see one kill them immediatley as they are the bain of fun.

That cunts a blackbeard main.
Hes playing fucking balckbears.
Blackbeard mains are wastes of cum.

by child predator 12345678910 March 28, 2021