history channel bigfoot

30 year old men running through the woods screaming, shaking cameras, and pretending to be archaeologists

The History Channel Bigfoot show is the Miley Cyrus of television channels

by UrbanizationOfDictionary May 7, 2017

Texas Bigfoot

While having intercourse, one takes a dump on the others chest and steps in it, representing a foot print, and the shit like dirt. It also has to do with the legend of Bigfoot, which has attempted to be proven by either photos or footprints.

"So what happened with you and Mandy last night?"

"We went back to her apartment and i gave her a Texas Bigfoot!"

by MjolnirXVII July 27, 2009

harrier than bigfoot's balls

A situation that is tremendously complicated and almost impossible to fix.

Charlotte: Did you hear about Brent's little escapade?
Chantel: No. What's an escapade?
Charlotte: Doesn't matter. He got caught by Lilli with her mom!!
Chantel: OMG! LOL! STFU!
Charlotte: Talking his way out of that one will be harrier than bigfoot's balls!!

by von groovy July 22, 2017

Shanks and Bigfoot

vb. to walk home according to the GLC

I lost all my money and couldn't afford a taxi so I had to Shanks and Bigfoot all the way!

by Natalia December 1, 2004

Alaskan Bigfoot Sneeze

When during the final stages of intercourse, the man completes his orgasm inside his partner's anus, then loweres his face in time for his partner to produce flatulance. This ejects semen combined with fecal matter (Doo-Doo butter) onto the man's face, resulting in a similar appearance to a snowy, speckled, large-footed, mythical mammal.

Last night, Schmidt gave his boyfriend an Alaskan Bigfoot Sneeze for his birthday.

by Fitzalicious June 6, 2018

Pagan bigfoot

If a woman has a hair pussy, light it on fire and slit your dick open dripping blood on the flame with chanting satanic shit in pig latin.

my girl is satanic as fuck and she made me do a pagan bigfoot and i now i need stitches in my dick

by Fuzzball April 22, 2021

Hank da bigfoot/big hank

a person who is a total creeper or a perv and says weird sexual things. Someone who trys to hook up with lil boys by acting like someone there not on facebook. Basically a pedophile.

Chris: Yo this person paul daigler added me on facebook hes trying to act like a girl he wants me to come over.

Cody: dude dnt talk to big hank hes a creeper

Chris: Hank da bigfoot/big hank is a rapist

by xwhitey15x July 6, 2010