Derbert Bessingthwaite

A Derbert is a biomelecuelor structure found in small sheep. IT breathes blood and lives of the large intestine.

A Bessingthwaite is a larger version of the pure form that is a Derbert Bessingthwaite.

it is also harmul if injected into a human via testtubes.

'AAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHH!!! i have a Derbert!!!!'

"i'm sorry, u have 5 seconds to live"

by Uncle Bert March 10, 2004

Blessing the Tea

Bringing undue gravity or religious, spiritual or philosophical contexts to situations that are inconsequential to others in your social sphere.

I know you liked the movie, but I kind of feel like you were blessing the tea by relating it to my relationship with my father and then starting to cry. It was a Rob Schneider movie, after all.

by poopygrim February 21, 2011

blessings from afar

Refers to where, after you sneeze loudly, someone located a long distance from you smilingly calls, "Bless you!"

Upon exiting a middle-aged friend's dusty workshop after visiting with him for a while, I let out a humongous, "Vwah-FWHOOF!", complete with an exaggerated "blasted off my feet from the explosion" high-jump. Another pleasant-natured dude who was mowing his lawn on the adjoining property cheerfully responded, "Bless you!", even though he was more than a hundred feet away. A small and "casual" gesture, to be sure, but I never forgot it --- there's just something special and memorable about blessings from afar.

by QuacksO September 25, 2019

Blessing His Phone

To Send Nudes to a man, Consent or not, You just Blessed His phone.

Tyrone- Hey Steve what happened??
Steve- Oh yeah sorry, My girl just Blessed My Phone bro
*steves gf tiffany just sent him a boob pic, therefore Blessing His Phone*

by dirty_hotwheels August 25, 2021

Bissing

Kissing but exclusively for lesbians. Two girls kissing are not kissing, they are bissing.

I saw Angela and Katie bissing in the hallway.

by booshskadoosh September 29, 2021

Pecan Blessing

A pecan blessing is the act of an african american (or multi-cultured) male urinating on a caucasian woman's breasts then going about by rubbing his unshaven testicles in his own urine to then force this poor defenseless woman to suck and/or lick the testicles dry of his urine.

"My girlfriend gave me such a phenomenal pecan blessing lastnight that she suck my ball hair straight off"

by Belowmeh September 26, 2011

Dinner Blessing

A multiple partner sexual act similar to a circle jerk, where the participants sit or stand in a circle and manually stimulate the partner to the immediately right side. This results in every participant simultaneously giving and receiving stimulation.

1."I made the mistake of sitting next to Gary at the dinner blessing last night. His callused hands damn near rubbed my wiener raw."

2. "I heard that Brandon's book club is just an excuse to get the guys to come over and have a dinner blessing."

by The Monkey Man May 10, 2013