hot beverage

when a man is about to cum and the girl pours a hot beverage on his penis

man 1: Dude, she gave me a hot beverage last, she grabbed my coffee off the night stand it was beautiful

man 2: Ah yeah thats hot

by handijacked November 7, 2013

Hebrewed beverage

What Tevya and his drinking-buddies imbibed humongous quantities of while raucously singing, "To Life!" in "Fiddler On The Roof".

If Tevya and his fellow Orthodox Jews were so restricted and reserved by their "traditions", why were they still free to wildly whoop it up and swig gallons of Hebrewed beverage in the taverns anytime they wanted? Seems kinda like a convoluted double-standard to me.

by QuacksO April 10, 2019

Beverage Goblin

Someone who has more than 1 beverage at a time. 1 for hydration, 1 for energy & 1 for fun.

Why does Stacy need so many drink? Her drinks are taking up the whole desk. She is such a beverage goblin.

by Beverage Goblin jr January 31, 2024

furmented beverage

A "macho" alcoholic drink dat supposedly "puts hair on your chest".

I am terrified of alcohol, and I already gots a nice warm fuzzy chest dat da girls all love to savoringly run their hands over and rest their heads against, so I don't feel da need to have anything to do wif no furmented beverages.

by QuacksO May 20, 2022

fomented beverage

An alcoholic drink that is used to "soothe the soul" of the person imbibing it.

Drinking beer isn't really the best way to calm down and forget your troubles; neither is literally using it as a "fomented beverage" --- i.e., pouring it all over yourself in an attempt to "douse the burning". All you end up doing is wasting a costly comestible and covering yourself in disgusting sticky odiferous foam that stains your clothes and body.

by QuacksO November 18, 2023

Adirondack Beverages

Adirondack Beverages - is a beverage company in the Mohawk Valley region of New York state.

Products

Old-School Soda

Black Cherry,Grape,Lemon-Up,OrangePineapple,Tropical Punch,Vanilla Cream, ginger ale , pink ginger ale

Clear & Sparklingedit

Summer Peach,Tropical Orange,Key Lime,Strawberry Kiwi,Wild Cherry,Black Cherry,Raspberry Duet,Concord Grape

Frannie's Sparkling Loveedit

Black Cherry Noire,Blood Orange Bliss,Pink Pomelo Paloma,Luscious Lemony Lemonade,Irish Ginger Ale,Very Vanilla Creme,Cold Coco Latte

Sparkling Wateredit

Simply Citrus,Wild BerryRaspberry, LimeLemon ,Lime,Mandarin Orange,Cherry Vanilla,Original

Adirondack Beverages is one of the few soda pop companies that sell 3 liters of soda .... and in both nys and the mid-west people say pop... not cola or soda !

by Blu_leef January 4, 2025

Beverage of the Gods

If thou dost consider thyself unfit to ascend to the divine realm, then we advise thee to abstain from ingesting this concoction.
For the most dauntless and daring of souls, I shall deploy the recipe for this u̶n̶holy cocktail of cocktails:

First, thou shalt combine strawberry jam with barbecue sauce, and this beverage shall be called Strabeque.
Then thou shalt combine milk and Pepsi in a likewise manner to create Pilk, and thou shalt do the same with Sprite and Nyquil to form Lean. And ramen shall likewise be added to gasoline to concoct Gamen.

Then shall the Strabeque and Pilk be combined to be as one, and it shall be called Strabequpilk, as the Nyquil and the Lean shall be mixed together to form Leagamen.

And finallyl thou shalt combine Strabequpilk with Leagamen to concoct the prized Beverage of the Gods.

Everyone on YouTube is far too cowardly to try the true Beverage of the Gods. They all omit the gasoline or replace it with another fluid.

by Bbb23’s left testicle June 4, 2025