in before

Used on internet message boards and forums to imply that the poster expects a certain type of post/message to occur later in the particular thread, or that the thread will be locked when a moderator sees it.

- in before flame war.
- in before troll.
- in before noobs.
- in before locked thread.

by wesmoe February 3, 2010

prose before hos

The choice of the written word over the lowliest ho.

Ray: I was going to go out with this skank last night, but I decided to stay in for a hot date with the Atlantic Monthly instead. I chose prose before hos.

by alecb May 22, 2007

Befuckery

The state of being by which one is completely fucked over by everything that could possibly go wrong in any situation or series of consecutive situations. Extremely unlucky.

This emergency room visit has been a real befuckery!

by Happenstance February 25, 2010

putting the cart before the horse

Doing things in the wrong order.

"She's buying a lot of new furniture before she has a job. She's putting the cart before the horse.

by KeeganBM June 1, 2014

Befound

Bewilder + Dumbfound
The conjunction of the two words, usually to express double amounts of confusion and astonishment.

"did you just see that moose jump off the cliff?"
"yes, I sure did... and I'm completely befounded!"

"it befounds me how that 20 year old girl can be so smitten with an 8 year old kid!"

by Regina Crazytown March 7, 2008

Boobs before Noobs

A term used for when you would rather hang out with a girl than a guy friend.

Bro 1: Dude, wanna hang at Jacob's?

Bro 2: Nah man, Emily is coming over.

Bro 1: Come on, dude! Again?!

Bro 2: Boobs before noobs, man.

by btmcbrayer November 28, 2011

Befouled Bonathan

The act of kidnapping and typing up your college roommate in your dorm and pretending they did not return for this semester. Then the captor will torture their roommate through repeatedly zoning out in front of them, going out for late night walks, eating large meals while the prisoner starves, and the occasional blowjob.

Aidan: “Nah, Bonathan isn’t coming back this semester?”
(Later)
Kirk: “Guys I think Aidan’s pulling a Befouled Bonathan again.”

by LargeDavid April 9, 2021