spray-on bedliner

The act of having an incredibly fake-looking tan. Usually found on girls attempting to look good, disguising their true features. Also found under "makeup".

Man, that bitch had a spray-on bedliner like a motherfucker! I can't believe bitches think they can away with that shit.

by Justin May 4, 2004

bedlam

1. the name of the rivalry between Oklahoma State University and the University of Oklahoma.

2. a place, scene, or state of uproar and confusion, crazy.

1. I got my tickets for the "Bedlam" football game.

2. The mall is absolute bedlam during the holidays.

by cardinal_fan October 25, 2004

Father Bede

The sexiest papa DILF on the planet

Goddamn I want to see Father Bede's gaping asshole

by papabeads June 26, 2017

bedlag

A bedlag (not unlike jetlag) is a funny feeling associated to the subjective perception of time while asleep.
Someone who is experiencing a bedlag is usually thinking 'God, it's already morning in the country i left my alarm clock in!'

thom : how did you sleep last nite, mate ?
jonny : jolly good, in fact i had the worst bedlag in the morning.
thom : good one !

by feggman July 30, 2009

bedline

The time one must finish all their homework in order to get any sleep. This often causes a noticeable decrease in the quality of work turned in.

I had to do my math on the bus because I couldn't get it done before my bedline.

by W.T.Q. January 31, 2010

beeleb

A pair of breasts of the larger standard than usual.

"Oh my fucking god!! have you seen Katie Price's massive beelebs?!?"

by Midnight Recording Studios August 22, 2011

Bedercise

n. Any exercise that you can accomplish without leaving your bed.

1. This Tempurpedic pillow is so heavy! Lifting it is definitely good bedercise.

2. Hey baby, why don't we head back to my place and bedercise together.

by suitvestmanifesto January 11, 2013