Hanger Beatdown

When, after doing laundry, you are hanging up your clothes but can't fit the hanger in, so you must hit it back and forth against the other clothes to try and squeeze it in.

I was doing laundry yesterday, and I had to do a Hanger Beatdown just to hang up my shirt!

you have to many clothes and whine a lot....

by Doesntunderstandusernames November 21, 2010

Mad Beatdown

A token or offering of your friendship to someone you don't know and vice-versa.

Hey man, do you want a mad beatdown?

No, what the hell's your problem?

by pseudonym696969696969696969 February 14, 2009

Boston Beatdown

sooooooooooo gay. a bunch of jocks with suressed homo-urges fighting people

Boston Beatdown.......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by NIGGA April 6, 2005

Baltimore Beatdown

when a deformed person with no arms or legs is getting fucked and is sitting on the man's penis, looking like a large boner. you can also optionally slap their ass during this procedure, hence the term beatdown

I gave that paralyzed chick a Baltimore Beatdown she will never forget

by ESTUBADEDO November 16, 2004

Boston Beatdown

When you shit in a brown paper bag, then heat it up in the microwave for about 30 seconds then commence to beat a bitch over the head with it.

This bitch acted up after the club last night so when she woke up this morning at my crib a gave her the good ol Boston Beatdown. Funkin hoe teach her to get fussy drunk with my gansta ass!!!

by J FUNK & KANX 1 June 29, 2006

vaginal beatdown

The vaginal beatdown is commonly treated with ice to reduce the swelling

A girl known as Nikki Nova, from Staten Island, is no stranger to the vaginal beatdown.

by Jimmy Jammer April 28, 2003

Birthday Beatdown

The act of a group of people beating up a friend on his birthday.

"happy Birthday mark!" followed by his birthday beatdown

by RangaX1337 September 8, 2011