Baby-Batter

<noun> Slang;

Sperm and/or semen.

Same as: baby batter

"Seraphim gagged as the baby-batter slipped down her throat."

by Stuart Fletcher January 18, 2005

Daddy batter

The silky liquid that is ejaculated from the penis as a result of a male sexual climax .

I was fucking her so hard that within minutes i was releasing arks of daddy batter across her dirty little face!

by Phil Martin November 14, 2003

Cake Battered

To successfully intoxicate oneself with alcohol to the point of paralysis. The resulting facial expression and body positioning can only be described as an individual being beaten 1,000 times with a 10lb pasty. Finding an individual upon this state is said to be priceless.

Sunday morning, couldn't ask for more than find myself completely cake battered upon the bathroom floor.

by AFake July 26, 2010

baby battered

The male act of having an orgasm, shooting a load, on someone or something. Usu. a big load.

Right before I had an orgasm while doing my girlfriend last night, I took my cock out of her, snd baby battered her tits.

by RobC May 28, 2005

Battering the sausage

The male art of masturbating

Jon: My mother caught me battering the sausage!
Dave: Shit.

by Emily Saunders November 05, 2005

cunt batter

gop, fanny goo

She loved it, when I'd delivered my muck her socks were already awash with cunt batter

by butt weasel August 29, 2003

baby batter

Very simply male ejaculate. One of many ingredients in the recepie that is a child, it is available whenever needed by a woman. Although it is meant to create babies it usually slams against a laytex membrane (sometimes flavored) or a kleenex.

"I released my baby batter on her face, but she got a bit pissed"

by JtothaC March 15, 2005