T-batin

When you place you left hand thumb down, then your right hand on top perpendicular. This formation is then placed on top of your penis placing it between both hands and is used to get off.

Dude, Matt just told me about how he's always t-batin to all of his porn sites!

by Brizles March 25, 2010

Cape Bating

The act of masturbating in a salon while wearing a haircutting cape to conceal the act.

The stylist was shocked to realize that her customer was cape bating while she was cutting his hair.

by SM4SHBOX September 8, 2016

Desperate bating

When you are so horny that you can jerk off to just about anything.

My parents walked in on me desperate bating to a lamp.

by Jsummers33 December 17, 2016

dish soap-bation

The act of pouring dish soap into a zip-lock bag, then a male will pull out his penis and fuck the soap (Chafing may occur).

That kid just went to the bathroom and got himself some dish soap-bation

by Langtsonator November 21, 2010

Batista

A WWE wrestler, part of the group of 'Evolution'. Nicknamed as 'The Animal', this very large, and immensely tatooed wrestler has changed wrestling history many times. Teaming up with Ric Flair and/or Triple H, you can be sure that, whether your tag team partner or innocent ringside defender, Batista will be sure to be an advantage.

"What a massive Powerslam by Batista."
"What an animal!"

by ..::matthew::.. July 16, 2004

Katie Bo Batie

A Very dominant, independent woman who loves cats. Loves pain and challenges. Addicted to texting and usually drives a badass truck of some sort. Funny, caring, smart, un-patient, and very tough. Very beautiful women to be around.

That katie bo batie is a bad ass mother fucker!

by Miss Miss October 24, 2008

Batista

WWE wrestler with great potential,a marketable look, and some charisma.Recently became World Tag Team Champion at Armageddon with Ric Flair defeating the Dudley Boyz.

"And the new Tag Team Champion,Batista and Ric Flair,EVOLUTION

by Batista Bomb December 31, 2003