Bavarian Papsmear

Failing utterly at everything you do, touch and think.
-Failing life
-Crack Whores
-Kalil DePeiza

Erik: Dude, your just a bavarian papsmear.
Kalil: What?
Erik: You fail so utterly at life, your lower than crack whores used by G unit.
Kalil: FUCK!
Erik: You are the new definition of a bavarian papsmear

by The Bausage December 3, 2007

bavarian creamsickle

An act in which a man jizzes and puts it into a blender. He then adds ice and blends them into a frozen treat. Once blended the guy dips his dick into the mix and recieves a blowjob from his partner.

Christina: Gill let me enjoy a bavarian creamsickle last night it was delicious!

Gill: Man, Christina sucked on my bavarian creamsickle as if it was the best popsicle she has ever had.
J HAM: Damn i wish i could get blown.

by KingOfTheSwing June 23, 2006

Bavarian marching powder

Cocaine. That's it. Nothing special. Google it for explanation.

Ted: Man, I could sure go for some Bavarian marching powder.

Mike: WORD.

by Spanks McScoops June 11, 2006

bavarian cream

cumming in a girls mouth then farting on her face after having applied medicated powder to your asshole

he was not the first one to give her a bavarian cream

by Andre Linoge January 8, 2008

bavarian husky doser

someone who has a redish aora around them orangish hair and is a gamer. they r always burnt in everyway. usually has child baring hips and petite feet

i heard sunshines a bavarian husky doser.

by mr spagetiballs December 28, 2008

Legion Bavarian

An empire built by InvisusVeles, grew steadily and reached top #10 until they were ass fucked by Royal Blood and were banned from AD.

Legion Bavarian v Team Domino

by ZeroVeles May 14, 2018

bavarian blow job

When a man uses bavarian cream as a lubracant and fucks a slut in the ass, the woman turns around and then gives the man a nasty dirty blow job!!

Damn that bitch from Dunkin Donuts was a whore, she gave bavarian blow jobs to all of us!!

by yllib May 6, 2006