Barmpot

Old fashioned word used in the north of England to describe a person who is mischievous or clowning around. Often proceeded with an adjective; silly/daft

Stop running in the house, you're gonna break summat ya silly barmpot

Young boy: "Were you there at Jesus's crucifixion Nan?"
Old woman: "Don't be daft you cheeky barmpot"

by BBMonkeyMan December 15, 2021

barmite

Barmite (tm) The gunk that collects underneath a bar due to not cleaning all surfaces regularly.

Look under a pub bar under the places where beer is served from (beer taps) and glass shelves. See the build up of sticky mess known in the pub trade as Barmite (tm)

Beers drips that turn sticky and brown and look pretty much like Marmite. And the fact it is beer, it probably tastes like a sweeter version of Marmite.

Even better with added beer fly larve.

by Wendycroydon January 14, 2008

barmirage

when you look across a bar, after a few drinks, and think you see a really hot chick, only to realize as you get closer that while she might have nice hair (probably fake), the rest was just a mirage cause by a mixture of alcohol and bad lighting.

dude, i thought that chick looked alot like Beyonce, but as I got closer I realized it was a barmirage.

by olblueyz July 6, 2012

Barmuda Triangle

Three bars on the East Side of University of Kanas Lawrence, where thousands of underage students (and sometimes there moms and dads) go to drink and live the college dream.

Bullwinkles, Jayhawk Cafe, and The Wheel (Also know as: the bull, the hawk, the wheel) form this triangle of madness.

"Lets go to the Barmuda Triangle, Its where everyone goes freshman year!"

by gangstaoflove;1 September 29, 2014

Barmuda Triangle

An area of bars that collectively saturate the SE Hawthorne Arts District at the base of Mt Tabor a dormant Volcano in Portland Oregon. Also sometimes called The Tabor Hood. Its has been known that people can be lost for days in this area though some survive and others disappear...

Went out to meet some friends last night and got lost in the Barmuda Triangle over in southeast.

by dyck Fitzwell April 22, 2009

barmaiding

For a male to have a partner give them a hand job which simulates the act of a bar maid pulling a pint of smooth draught. The person giving the hand job, should pull the erect shaft to and fro repeatedly, as a barmaid would do, when pulling a pint.

Jess was barmaiding Ben when he shot his creamy pint of boddingtons all over her fairly average breasts.

by starspoon1 March 23, 2011

Barmer's Tan

Similar to the Farmer's Tan except afflicting only one side of the body. Usually results from having spent too much time sitting in one position and drinking on a patio.

Dude, there's no way he's sober. I mean, did you see the Barmer's Tan on his right side? He must have been at The Slide Whistle Pub. The patio only faces south.

I hate The Slide Whistle. The slide whistling gets really old.

by bigmeanbunny July 22, 2011