baby oil baptism

Verb. The action of applying baby oil, or similar lubricant, to ones penis, and subsequently slapping said penis against a mates forehead.

Call me a priest because I gave that chick a baby oil baptism.

by Emperor.T.Rump April 19, 2017

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Westboro Baptist Church

A group of people that dare to call themselves a Church. OBVIOUSLY they haven't read the Bible. Sent to hell, stop teaching your kids that stuff.

Westboro Baptist Church: YOU'RE ALL GOING TO HELL!

Me: WHAT ARE YOU TEACHING, GO READ THE BIBLE! STOP ALIENATING PEOPLE!

by Big_Ranter July 3, 2009

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Josh Bartch Scam

Similar to a pyramid scheme, it involves investing money in fraudulent companies to increase the value for share holders aka. pump and dump.

"I lost 40 thousand dollars in that Josh Bartch Scam."

by Eddie Bells April 12, 2022

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barter

The way people changed goods before money was invented.

Money was invented because it was hard to get the goods one wanted with barter.

by Kalium September 17, 2008

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A Church that believes God hates everyone but themselves and who are a bunch or crackpots. These people believe that when military men and woman die it was God's wrath because America is too tolerant towards homosexuals. They believe 911 and Tsunamis were and are blessings and America is doomed.

In other words they believe utter and complete bullshit

Friend one: "Hey i go to the Westboro Baptist Church"
Friend two: "God loves everyone you know that right"
Friend one: "Bullshit, he only loves those of us who are saved in the church"
Friend two: "Dumbass"

by MadeHartt April 14, 2010

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