nonce baguette

When a man or woman gets sexually aroused to children eating any bread products EG. bread,crumpets,naan ect

"i heard shes a right nonce baguette bit weird innit?"

by Mufti Olatunji March 28, 2021

butter my baguette

When someone's partner covers their dick in butter to use as lube

In France my girl wanted to butter my baguette. I was a little nervous but I let her do it anyway

by Clarkethebark February 27, 2017

Oui Oui Baguette Zseni

Zseni but he got infected by the french virus, and has become addicted to wine baguettes and pasta. And now wears a french cap but he also now has a fancy mustache, but that's actually a good thing, mustaches are very pog

"ZSENI GOT INFECTED, HE'S NOW Oui Oui Baguette Zseni"

by Zann McBumberSnazzle May 21, 2021

eater.of.baguettes

The nicest, funniest, most talented, most caring, kindest, and overall just the best person you could meet.You will fall in love with them the instant you greet eachother.

eater.of.baguettes is just another way to say absolute perfection

by armmuncher June 28, 2021

Oui Oui Je Veux De La Baguette Pour Te Frapper Avec

' Yes yes I want baguette to whack you with it ' in French

Frenchmen: Oui Oui Je Veux De La Baguette Pour Te Frapper Avec!
Person 1 : AAAAHHHH GOTTA RUN

by UrLocalSeagull May 22, 2023

Dripping Baguette

A milky, fully erect penis

Eddie: Look at the snatch on that!

Chris: Yeah, been there....last night I was stabbing at her hindquarters with my dripping baguette

by Chris and Eddie aren't gay March 27, 2011

Legit Baguette

Someone who has a large penis

Guy: "Look at that guys wingspan, he must have a legit baguette"

Jenny: "So I went home with this guy last night, oh my god, I swear to god he had a legit baguette"

by EnragedWookie August 18, 2013