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hairy bagpipes

The word hairy bagpipes derives from the other phrase "skin flute." The definition refers to the male genitals as musical instruments.
Tom Agen is amazing at playing the hairy bagpipes.
by Tony Guido January 3, 2004
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bagpipe

Placing one's lips flush with the rim of another's asshole. With this formation, the 'bagpiper' proceeds to fart, releasing his pungent gas into the 'bagpipee's mouth. For a heightened experience, the 'bagpipee' 'plays the tune' by swallowing the 'bagpiper's fart.
While intoxicated at a party, Steve bagpiped his friend Danielle, leaving her with rather rank breath.
by big b 123 November 15, 2005
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Devil's Bagpipe

Blowing a guy while he has a dump rearing out of his rectum...You push the breaching dump back in with your thumb, or for experienced piper's, a toe. Then the male will produce a low bellowing sound. This is the devil's bagpipe.
"Yo, dude, did you get a B.J. from that chick?"

"Nah, man...even better...she was blowin' my rod and then I felt a turtle head pokin out and she pushed it in with her thumb...I made this weird whale-ish kind of sound...I had heard legends of the devil's bagpipe, but never experienced it. It was so awesome!"

"Man, I want a devil's bagpipe!"
by Where's my dad? May 20, 2009
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Bagpipes

A sexual position in which the woman is laying down on her back and the man is sitting on her chest, directly above the breasts, facing the woman’s feet. As the woman licks the man’s anus, the man “titty fucks” her.
Then use of hands when in this position can vary depending on the participants needs.

Examples:
1) The man can use his hands to press the breasts closer together creating added friction between the breasts and penis while the woman uses her hands to further spread the butt cheeks apart allowing for a more aggressive “attack” of the anal cavity with her tongue.

2) The man uses his hands to pleasure the woman’s vaginal area while the woman uses her hands to press her breasts together
The application of lubricant is also suggested to avoid rashes on the breasts. Showers prior to this position are also strongly recommended.
I bet that Carl wants to play the bagpipes on that waitress!
by Buck Master April 14, 2009
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Bagpipe

When you blow air into someone’s face out of a bag you just shit in.
I just bagpiped Quinn.. and he said there was debris.”
by Woooom April 20, 2018
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bagpipped

Getting rubbed in the face by a ballsack and then getting a surprise dick shoved in your mouth.
Bro, I totally bagpipped this bitch last night.
by TonyNefLiz January 14, 2018
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Bagpipe

With the woman in the doggy style position, her partner licks her anus. The partner then fingers the woman’s vagina with one hand and spreads her butt cheeks with the other. Creating the motions of playing a bagpipe.
I can’t wait to get bagpiped tonight.

He couldn’t wait to bagpipe his wife after work.
by Beaniebudie August 20, 2019
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