Autobotting

When an autosexual does the necessary task of pleasing oneself, otherwise known as masturbating.

This hot girl at work hurt her wrist autobotting.

by HijabiRN September 4, 2025

automotive tourettes

A condition that encourages random outbursts aimed at the homeless, ugly, or disheveled from a moving vehicle. Usually insults are brief and to the point, in order to frustrate and anger the innocent bystander. Unfortunately, by the time they think of how much they want to hurt you, you are far down the street, hopefully not at a red light.

"AWWW, GROSS"
"AHAHA FAG"

"guy, seriously, stop your fucking automotive tourettes, you're gonna get shit thrown at my fresh whip."

by big jc October 3, 2006

Automotive Narcissicm

Singing along to a car commercial while driving which is a commercial for the car you're driving. That's right.

Girl stop humming to that Nissan commercial, you indulge in such Automotive Narcissicm!

by SkinnyGau July 4, 2008

Autobitch

1. The act of not letting someone finish a sentence without making a bitchy response.

2. A person that won't allow someone to finish a sentence without making a bitchy response first.

1. "I was trying to tell my mom why I came home late last night, but she autobitched and grounded me without letting me explain what happened."

2. "I was trying to tell my mom why I came home late last night, but she didn't let me talk. She's such an autobitch!"

by burythescenequeen September 9, 2011

Automotive Fellatio (auto fellatio)

auto fellatio redefined. In short, receiving a bj in the car.

Automotive fellatio (auto fellatio): READ ABOVE DEFINITION

by NGFWROTETHIS November 22, 2011

automotive anorexia

A psychological disorder in which the subject is obsessed with the belief that his vehicle has excessive weight. The patient will engage in destructive behavior such as stripping out seats, mats, and even mechanical parts in order to attain an unrealistic standard of automotive performance, agility, and fuel economy. If left untreated it can be life-threatening, especially when parts needed for safety are removed from the vehicle.
This condition can afflict anyone, but it is most common among ricers and boy racers.

"Mark took the passenger seats out of his Honda Civic".
"That's nothing, he also took off the spare tire, the muffler, and replaced the windows with clear plastic."
"He's got automotive anorexia, we need to stage an intervention before he tries to take off the air bags and somebody gets hurt".

by zinndl September 18, 2012

automotivly

A term created by Dan draper referring to something in the automotive spectrum

Automotivly speaking, a bastard refers to a file.

by autowizz March 9, 2014