"Addicted to Socializing", a syndrome characterized by physical and psychological dependence on socializing. Those suffering with ATS symdrome often describe a compulsive urge to frequent bars, sleep in strange places, exchange phone numbers with strangers, utilize party tricks and costumes to gain attention, and hold hands with cab drivers. Use of the phrase "bad ideas make the best stories" is often used to rationalize behavior.
Socializing initially produces feelings of euphoria and dissassociation with reality, but in severe uncontrolled cases can result in a pissed off boss, excessive spending, weight gain, chronic fatigue, wearing of the same clothes for multiple days, loss of valuables, and general neglect of repsonsibilities.
The syndrome is frequently exacerbated by the consumption of alcohol and is often seen in conjuction with Beerexia.
First recognized by Dr. Cooke of Sheffield, UK (self- diagnosis).
Socializing initially produces feelings of euphoria and dissassociation with reality, but in severe uncontrolled cases can result in a pissed off boss, excessive spending, weight gain, chronic fatigue, wearing of the same clothes for multiple days, loss of valuables, and general neglect of repsonsibilities.
The syndrome is frequently exacerbated by the consumption of alcohol and is often seen in conjuction with Beerexia.
First recognized by Dr. Cooke of Sheffield, UK (self- diagnosis).
I'm late for work, unshowered, and smelling like booze, because I have ATS Syndrome and I never made it home last night.
by ATS Syndrome Sufferer December 07, 2011
by r buss February 18, 2008
A particular user of the internet conspiracy forum "AboveTopSecret". Generally a member of the "alt-right", the ATS Edgelord fancies themselves smarter than most. These individuals often hold epistemological nihilistic beliefs, and a clear lack of topical understanding. An "ATS Edgelord" will often try to bully, belittle, and "out conspiracy" others.
Simon knew he was dealing with a typical ATS Edgelord when he was told "both sides are the same, man" and accused of being a Soros-paid internet shill for the so-called 'Deep State'.
by DanteGaland January 07, 2018
I caint belive my mother walked in on me while I was gettin my groceries ate.
That's So Sick to EVEn think about gettin your groceries ate When your Family's Visiting.
That's So Sick to EVEn think about gettin your groceries ate When your Family's Visiting.
by H2 July 15, 2005
by Bubbles358 March 25, 2017
by Adam DeFeather August 19, 2006
Shimble-ated - To be led astray on a night out with a member of the group who has no off switch or sense of time or financial budget. An unacceptable amount money would be spent on alcohol and other adult leisure activities followed by no more than 3 hours sleep. The minimum session time to qualify is 12 hours with a minimum spend of £300. You should also suffer serious memory loss, regaining menories over the following few days is acceptable. The next day should be spent fighting the urge to vomit. Chancing a fart is not recommend for 48 hours. If you find yourself to have been a victim of this heinous act the only cure is to force down a full English breakfast and drink heavily whilst playing golf.
I went out for steady one last night and got Shimble-ated, I got in at 5.00am and now I can't remember my own name, dodge a shart or pay the mortgage.
by Hungover Golfer January 13, 2020