assitude

when ur attitude is that of an ass

Bitch got sum assitude
Word she's acting like n ass

by Jer Boi January 20, 2007

assmittens

Somebody who is pathetic and yet arrogantly exerts all the limited power he has.

The assmittens at the liquor store refused my ID again.

by Forseti April 26, 2006

asspicious

To be suspicious of a booty, and to question its silicone content.

"Have you seen Kim Kardashian's ass? It's so huge!"
"I don't know man, I'm a bit asspicious, it look rather fake."

by Mach91 November 7, 2017

assbitch licking cocksucking assbackwards piece of fucking ballpoking asscunt

a real piece of shit

Person 1: "Man, Peter is such an assbitch licking cocksucking assbackwards piece of fucking ballpoking asscunt.
Person 2: "Amen"

by Ballmanhood November 10, 2020

ASSBITCHCOCKDICKFUCKSHIT

a great thing to say to ur mom, ur dad, ur grandoarents, ur siblings, ur cousins, ur teachers, ur students, ur principal, ur vice principal, and ur strangers

Colin Xu: ASSBITCHCOCKDICKFUCKSHIT, Please reply!
Ur Mom: Thanks for saying ASSBITCHCOCKDICKFUCKSHIT, Colin Xu!
Ur Dad: Thanks for saying ASSBITCHCOCKDICKFUCKSHIT, Colin Xu!
Ur Grandparents: Thanks for saying ASSBITCHCOCKDICKFUCKSHIT, Colin Xu!
Ur Siblinds: Thanks for saying ASSBITCHCOCKDICKFUCKSHIT, Colin Xu!
Ur Cousings: Thanks for saying ASSBITCHCOCKDICKFUCKSHIT, Colin Xu!
Ur Teachers: Thanks for saying ASSBITCHCOCKDICKFUCKSHIT, Colin Xu!
Ur STudents: Thanks for saying ASSBITCHCOCKDICKFUCKSHIT, Colin Xu!
Ur Principal: Thanks for saying ASSBITCHCOCKDICKFUCKSHIT, Colin Xu!
Ur Vice Principal: Thanks for saying ASSBITCHCOCKDICKFUCKSHIT, Colin Xu!
Ur STranger: Thanks for saying ASSBITCHCOCKDICKFUCKSHIT, Colin Xu!

by URMOMYOSUCKA September 6, 2022

assnite

The best way to do a woman

Let's assnite your mom tonight!

by The_assniter_ December 8, 2022

Cockalytus Assitytus

When a huge cock enters your anal cavity and kills you by a slow and shit filled death. Refer to Mr. Hands for a better definition

Bob - Dude Suzy got Cockalytus Assitytus!
Steve - Oh dude that sucks.. Who did it?
Bob - Idk but he must have had a huge dick!

by A Cereal Kill3r March 9, 2009