ass master

You and/or one or more of your gay little buddies, that like to give/take it up the ass regularly

Damn son, you showed him who the ass master around here is.

by CAT_MARK_1 August 27, 2007

assbastard

Synonym to "jackass", a person who has performed, or is performing an action you find disturbing in some way, or of which you are jealous.

"Hey man I just won the lotto!"
"assbastard!"
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"Sorry I just knocked over your Pepsi"
"assbastard!"

by Herb Eaversleuse May 16, 2003

bassmaster

A woman who swallows when performing oral sex, thus keeping her bounty for herself. The opposite of catch and release.

That girl doesn't catch and release; she's a true bassmaster.

by rrrrrrrrrrrrr August 24, 2010

ass master

(slang) One who is master of all things ass-related.

My boss is being such an ass master today!

by Robert Turner January 29, 2003

bassmaster

1: One who is skilled at bass fishing.

2: A magazine about professional bass fishing by ESPN Outdoors.

I am the BASSMASTER!

by bob September 8, 2004

Ashmyster

1. The kind of chick that will make you laugh till you piss your pants

2. chillest girl with a great sense of humor

that must be an Ashmyster cause i can't stop lauging with her

by youngquist August 30, 2010

asstastrophy

Explosive,uncontrollable diarrhea erupting at a very inconvenient time and/or place.

I was shopping and almost had an asstastrophy!

by Thigh crapper June 8, 2016