Assboned

Being fucked up the ass by a large boner... i.e. assboned.

"Ouch...."
"Hey man, what happened?"
"They made us do a bunch of glute exercises at practice....I feel like I just got assboned."

by Loban17 February 5, 2010

Assblowing

When one person spreads a person ass cheeks and blows their hot stanky breath into ones pucker little hole.

Frank: Yo me and my girl tried assblowing last night she came on the spot.

Fernando: Nice man, you’re on your way to becoming a professional ass blower.

by Nguy69 August 20, 2020

assiologist

Someone in the workplace who is specialised in ass-kissing of his superiors and is making their way up the ranks by mastering the art of ass-kissing. Term coined by Dounyaazad

Oh ! your manger became the Deputy of the GM.

Yes , he is an experienced assiologist .

by DeeIsJustSaying May 13, 2022

AsSblossom

One who is blooming from within his rectum.

He will soon asSblossom from his asS.

by M-INENT 1 December 1, 2003

assbox

a friend who you concider a tool

my friend Buck is an assbox

by Anonymous September 11, 2003

assious

pronoun - describes a living thing with a nice butt

Yo B, that girl is assious!

by Slicxey March 17, 2009

assbloke

an ass bloke is realistically an ass hole.

STOP BEING SUCH AN ASSBLOKE, SANCHEZ

by ASPHIXEE August 9, 2022