bullshit's ass

1. An expression used to denote complete and utter disbelief or shock.
2. A way to emphasize a staunch unwillingness to perform an act or express severe disagreeance.

Ex. 1: Lori: Today is my 35th birthday.
Kris: Bullshit's ass!
Lori: It's true.
Kris: You look like you're no older than your early twenties!
Ex. 2: Girl 1: So, you're going to call him back, even though he was a lying, cheating loser?
Girl 2: Bullshit's ass I will!

by Leah Holt November 30, 2006

Ass-Wiper's Dilemma

Having failed to confirm paper-roll occupancy, the still-seated bathroom hostage is confronted with a shockingly irresponsible, post-evacuation condition and presented precious few options...shirt sleeve, sock, fingers; air-dry, yell/text for help, pull'em up and carry-on...

What will it be? Let's...plan ahead for the Ass-Wiper's Dilemma.

by YAWA March 11, 2019

Emily's ass

A female with "apple bottoms", "Getto booty", or has "junk in the trunk"

-Dude she has an Emily Ass.

by SG&MM July 10, 2004

That is America's Ass

Captain America's sweet Brooklyn ass. It represents America's ass.

"That is America's ass."

"As far as i'm concerned, that's America's ass."

by avengethetaco May 1, 2019

brentney jo's ass

A classy lady that knows how to back it up.

Man, that girl is dressed fine, but look at her on the dance floor. She got a Brentney Jo's ass.

by Lucascey November 2, 2013

Darker than three feet up a black bear's ass

A pretty damn dark place.

When I stumbled outta my Silverado when I got home, the light wasn't on so it was darker than three feet up a black bear's ass.

by bigballer6969 March 18, 2009

Kat's ass

an ass of the goddesses, it is firm but yet soft to the touch, it makes any man's dick stand up as the grab it firmly, you will never want to touch any other ass if you ever get a chance to touch this one

"I touched Kat's ass the holy grail of asses"

"Dude after touching Kat's ass I'm never going to wash my hand again

by cough* November 17, 2004