Askhole

Someone who ties you up experts by asking simple questions he could get in 30 seconds by typing his question into Google. The questions are often asked on GitHub (reported as an Issue), Quorum, Reddit, or an online forum, where it takes much longer to post the questions/answers, but an Askhole not only wastes his own time rather than bother reading anything, but he expects any experts to answer his stupid question, even if it is in the FAQ, pinned in the forum and answered 20 other times on the site that month.

User9177: I'm experiencing a problem with your software. When I click on the Analyze button on the main page, I get an error: "Error 2: No File Loaded" and no matter what I do, it happens every time. I tried installing 3x and it still happens!

SoftwareDev: Error 2 means you haven't opened a file for it to analyze. Try going into File>Open and choosing a suitable file first, for analysis.

User9177: What do you mean? What's a suitable file?

SoftwareDev: Dude, don't be an askhole. RTFM.

by Vendaciousness August 22, 2023

askhole

An ASKHOLE is someone who asks for advice, then negates it verbally
immediately, in a condescending manner. Then takes actions contrary to the advice given.

John: Hey Steve! Where's a good place to golf?

Steve: I like that one by the ocean.
John: What? That place has nothing but distractions. Like all the bikini babes you can see from the 3rd 4th and 5th holes! Ocean air might corrode my clubs! Nah!

I'm going to that one that's further away and costs much more!

Don't be an ASKHOLE John!

by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? March 1, 2024

Askhole

pronouncing: ask hole

"Askhole" is an offensive term for someone who asks too many questions or who asks for advice but doesn't follow it well.

"Askhole" is an offensive term for someone who asks too many questions or who asks for advice but doesn't follow it well.
"don't text your ex he's tricking you by doing all these things to get your attention!''

"okay, i wont text him...." *minutes later*

"i took matter into my own hands and texted my ex"

reaction: 😶...

by chulasz February 8, 2025

Askhole

Someone who always asks for your advice just to do the absolute opposite of what you said

Joe asked me if he should go in the pool. I said no then he jumped in right in front of my face. Such an askhole

by Crookmam July 25, 2025

Askhole

Someone who asks you for advice or opinion and never takes it.

That Milt asks me advice and never takes it, he’s an askhole..

by Msjames44 October 19, 2025

askhole (true definition)

those people who demand that you explain, prove, or provide evidence, or cites, etc, to an idea you are presenting... but then when you DO provide information to read, watch, listen to, they REFUSE (ignore-ance?) to review the information, because they were being DISHONEST about being open to the truth, or even willing to respectfully review the information which THEY DEMEANINGLY DEMANDED of you.

When i showed Fredbob the proof of the theory that he demanded of me, he REFUSED to read it like a total askhole (true definition).

by etyrnal July 28, 2015

Askhole 2.0

An Askhole 2.0 is somewhat like an actual Askhole. But it’s a new attention seeking bread of Askhole. This Askhole asks stupid questions that they already now the answer to just to get attention

Rob always asks me questions that he already on knows the answer to. Just to get attention he’s such an Askhole 2.0

by anonymous March 6, 2023