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Self arrest Warrant

A legal document you may issue for the purpose of placing yourself under arrest and judging yourself not fit for any public duty. This places you in the custody of a private authority not subject to federal oversite. This measure should be taken when a lawless society is created by Democratic Crime Reduction.
The Government offered me a public office position so I could have the same immunities as they do and screw people over without repercussions, but I have been deemed unfit for public duty. I am in the custody of my creator who helped me execute a Self Arrest Warrant.
by Spiritual-Master February 19, 2022
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Eskimo House Arrest

"Yo Bob, did someone just nullify your cheese-block?"

"Naw Zippy, I'm just in Eskimo House Arrest."

"Coo'."
by chew_skunk February 25, 2010
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Self-arrest

Self-arrest is a mountaineering related maneuver in which a climber that has fallen and is sliding down a snow or ice slope arrests (stops) the slide by himself without recourse to a rope or other belay system.

Self-arrest can be performed by using an ice axe or by using the climber's hands, feet, knees and elbows. Self-arrest with an ice axe is a difficult maneuver, but without it the probability of effectively arresting a fall is greatly diminished
We went up in the mountains today to practice our self-arrest technique.
by johnny do climb January 6, 2007
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full arrest

Cardiac and respiratory arrest, when the heart goes into a non-life-sustaining rythm (flatline, V-fib) and you stop breathing.
Johnny: Roy, he's in full arrest!

Roy: Squad 51 to Rampart, patient is in full arrest!

(for those of you who remember the 70's show Emergency!)
by EmergencyFan51 September 21, 2006
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arrestecute

To be arrested and prosecuted. Usually for riding a bike or other undesirable mode of transportation by a store or public area.
Hey, I rode my bike by the mall and got arrestecuted.
by Riley Curren April 6, 2007
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arrested developing

The act of quoting arrested development, or referring to it at unnecessary times, or every day of your life
by Shartlotte April 29, 2012
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Aretta

Aretta is a very cute and loving girl you can trust her with anything.She usually has a very curved body and nice booty. Yes she is a fighter and will probably beat your ass. She is very loyal and kind best friend. When she is sad be sure to give her chocolate and call her beautiful. She is a pure joy to be around and does her best to make your day better even at the expense of herself. She is there for you and will not snitch on you no matter what. She is a total girl of her word.
Aretta got cake for days -Johnna
by therealSM87 February 13, 2018
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