armstrong

The only true way to be remembered in history (good or bad), is to have this as a last name

Neil Armstrong went to the moon. Enough said.

by monty4248 March 10, 2016

Spousal catfight arousal

The complicated excitement a man feels when seeing his wife (or girlfriend) in a physical altercation with another woman. The condition is heightened when there is the real possibility for intimate sensual contact between the two combatants.

"Hey come quick, Jen had it with your wife's attitude and it looks like she has Lesley pinned down. You might want to end this."

"Are you kidding?"

"Spousal catfight arousal?"

"Damn straight. I need a closer view."

by Cirdellin December 29, 2009

Louis Armstrong

Satchmo is the father of jazz. And the crazy uncle of hip hop.

Louis Armstrong is God.

by ChickenFriedKitten June 14, 2004

ARMSTRETCHER

ARMSTRETCHER is the best minecraft player of all time. Armstretcher has been top of the leaderboard for centuries and has the longest arms in crafter history! He got these arms from his family ancestory, Heredity. Sparky5999 trained ARMSTRETCHER to be come the defender of mega walls!!

OMG ITS ARMSTRETCHER EVERYONE RUN HE IS PLAYING WEREWOLF.
ARMSTRETCHER is hacking!!
ARMSTRETCHER HAS THE LONGEST ARMS!

by gingerkiddo June 16, 2018

Sausage Arms

Someone with large arms that are similar to the look of sausages, similar to cankles but with arms

"Ew! That Alec kid needs to hit the weights, his teeth are yellow AND his arms are fat as shit, he's got some SAUSAGE ARMS!"

by Gordyyyyy November 4, 2013

tim armstrong

the lead singer of the excellent punk band Rancid

why is it that as soon as a band has any sort of success they are apparently "sell-outs"?

by Sars July 21, 2004

easily amused

0. A quality that can lead to dull excitement

0.5 A person who is easily amused finds pretty much everything around them interesting.

1. Can be used as an insult; simple minded.

2. Prone to infantile joy / amusement / many lulz

0. I am easily amused.

0.5
Person 1: WOW!
Person 2: okay then

1. "Little things please little minds / Small minds are easily amused" - a proverb

2. "omg LOL this caterpillar is so fat and has squishy feet but I can't see its spiracles 8D"

by SANITYSAKE December 22, 2009