(noun) A condition which causes loss of memory, motor skills, and inhibitions, and occurs as a result of drinking too much cognac. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: angry/confusing voicemails/text messages, black eyes, and/or legal trouble.
Eric: Yo nig, how'd you get home from the club last night?
Ryan: I don't know, brah. I don't remember shit after I went into cognac arrest.
Eric: SCUMFUCK FOR LIFE!
Ryan: I don't know, brah. I don't remember shit after I went into cognac arrest.
Eric: SCUMFUCK FOR LIFE!
by MurderDeathKill804 April 21, 2010
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When one watches Netflix in bed until their boyfriend starts looking more appealing than the watching material. Then laptop is placed on floor. See: “watching nativity.”
by mysteriousstranger619 December 11, 2021
Get the Arrested Development mug.The process of containing an individual by holding them to the ground(belly down) and then proceeding to take their foot and rap it in their underwear. This usualy takes place when someone is getting out of control or running their mouth too much. When the individual tries to get up the only way they can is by ripping thier underwear.
Emily was running her mouth so me and Bovice decided to arrest her.
Dude started to get roudy so we took the neccessary precautions and gave him a citizens arrest.
Dude started to get roudy so we took the neccessary precautions and gave him a citizens arrest.
by Vibration December 15, 2008
Get the arrest mug.In DarkRP, a role-playing gamemode for Garry's Mod, this is the weapon used by cops to send people to jail. When a cop hits someone with it, they are instantly teleported to jail, and they respawn when their jail time (usually two minutes) is up. Also called an arrest stick.
flarn2006: Dude! DetJohnKimble just dropped his arrest baton!
gmodrulez: Pick it up!
flarn2006: I already did. See?
-- gmodrulez has been arrested for 120 seconds
gmodrulez: /demote DetJohnKimble dropped arrest baton
-- gmodrulez has started a vote for the demotion of DetJohnKimble.
-- The demotion vote has started!
-- DetJohnKimble suicided!
-- DetJohnKimble has been demoted!
-- DetJohnKimble has been made a Citizen.
DetJohnKimble: sucker...
-- flarn2006 has been arrested for 120 seconds
gmodrulez: Pick it up!
flarn2006: I already did. See?
-- gmodrulez has been arrested for 120 seconds
gmodrulez: /demote DetJohnKimble dropped arrest baton
-- gmodrulez has started a vote for the demotion of DetJohnKimble.
-- The demotion vote has started!
-- DetJohnKimble suicided!
-- DetJohnKimble has been demoted!
-- DetJohnKimble has been made a Citizen.
DetJohnKimble: sucker...
-- flarn2006 has been arrested for 120 seconds
by Anonymous938743 September 7, 2009
Get the arrest baton mug.Rob: Hey tony whats with the box of arrestables?
Tony: Well i got my weed and pipe for smoking and the best place to store it is in this box.
Tony: Well i got my weed and pipe for smoking and the best place to store it is in this box.
by your real name721 November 25, 2010
Get the arrestables mug.A crime when you make someone else's heart stop working on purpose. This can get you the maximum amount of years in prison, fines, and maybe even the death penalty.
Dude1: "Did you hear about that gym teacher going to prison?"
Dude2: "Yeah, apparently he got a lifetime sentence."
Dude1: "He committed Cardiac Arrest, he deserves it."
Dude2: "Yeah, apparently he got a lifetime sentence."
Dude1: "He committed Cardiac Arrest, he deserves it."
by Literally Anyone October 11, 2017
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