applesauce

When the shit you just took is soooo disgustingly mushy that no wiping will clean your ass resulting in crap all over your underpants.

Man, I had some bad diarrhea last night. My shorts are stickin' up my butt. I think I got some applesauce goin' on down there.

by airbiscuit December 22, 2008

applesauce

when you take a large shit out of your tight asshole and you forgot you have a little shit left inside hours later

Wow, man I got so much applesauce inside my ass, i should have wiped better!

by hard cack October 26, 2011

applesock

when you drop two apples into a sock, it looks like a ball sack. So, hence the name apple sock for your ball sack.

DUDE, YOUR SUCH AN APPLESOCK!

by sexii_bbi12 September 1, 2009

Applesauceable

often mistaken for applausable and vise-versa

1. adj. To describe someone bangable or another word of saying I'd tap that.

2. adj. To describe apples or, in some cases any other type of fruit or vegetable that look particularly good for applesauce.

1. "Damn," Fraser remarked. "Annie is so applesauceable."

2. Flora raided the refrigerator for anything applesauceable that she could put into the pot.

by Anirora July 5, 2010

crisscross applesauce

When one sits with booty on floor, with their legs snuggly intertwined in one another

"Wow, you are sitting so crisscross applesauce right now"

by Blueberry MB January 21, 2009

applesaucing

The female version of teabagging

"I like applesaucing my friends with my dog, when they fall asleep."

by GiMarie February 14, 2013

Applejack

The name of the Apple Pippin controller, video game console created by Apple, the controller is confortable (but not better than the Gamecube controller) and unlike the other controllers of it's era, it had a trackball on the middle of it.

Applejack is such a bad name for a controller!

Apple: That's not true!

by Setruck256 January 10, 2013