apfelschmerz

noun: the dissatisfaction that arises when one realizes one's Apple® product is not only imperfect (e.g. gets too hot), but would in any case fail to make one happy. Usually addressed (but not ultimately relieved) by purchasing another Apple® product.

"What's wrong with Joe?" "Just apfelschmerz. His phone isn't new anymore."

by hasselvlad September 12, 2013

Apell

Everyone with the last name Apell are really great and cool guys who get 10000s of chicks!

Hey, Apell! how's it going?

by akag September 24, 2018

Accelerated stealing

The federal government of the us taking ever more of your taxpayer money to pay for stupid government programs.

Accelerated stealing is the opposite of playing Robin Hood

by Sexydimma May 29, 2021

Accelerated Darwinism

The act of speeding up natural evolution through selective breeding and careful genetic manipulation; see eugenics.

"Did you hear (so and so) believes in Accelerated Darwinism?"
"What does that mean?"
"They support eugenics."
"Oh."

by Hermantown July 7, 2021

aphelie

a weirdo sweet but evil very violent im scared of her but she my friend and well she will always be there

aphelie means evil little human

by yoursleepparalysisdemon March 3, 2022

Apelino

A greek ancient god, god of the fruit and food. He was able to transform into a apple as a gift from Zeus for his years of loyal work. His grave is found in new york. The fruit apple is named after him.

We thank Apelino for the food he brought us.

by Underrated greek gods April 7, 2023

Premature Acceleration

The act of mashing the gas pedal as soon as you see the left turn arrow turn green in your periferal vision, even though you are in the straight lane, causing a moment of embarassment as no fewer than 8 people think less of you as a man

little timmy started to make his left turn, when a man almost ran into him head on after a premature acceleration

by conbon575 June 22, 2010