positional amnesia

The frustrating state of mind when you walk into another room and can't remember why you are there.

After walking from the kitchen to the bedroom, you say to yourself:

"Now why am I looking in this closet again?", then "Positional amnesia strikes me once again!"

by Barking Frog December 1, 2013

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test amnesia

Forgetting all of the questions on a test right after you've taken it. Can be seriously annoying to test crammers hoping to get a preview for the questions/subjects covered on the exam.

Guy 1: "Hey man, what was on the math test today? I'm taking it next hour."
Guy 2: "I dunno, I'm suffering from some serious test amnesia..."
Guy 1: "C'mon, not even one question?"
Guy 2: "Nah man my brain is numb... I think I just need a blunt and a nap."
Guy 1: "Dude, that's finals for you."

by greeneggsandweed January 16, 2013

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lesson amnesia

The act of forgetting a lesson that you have learned on several occasions but you never seem to remember.

Deciding that you are going to start working out at night only to remember after several failed attempts that you never actually get to exercise due to the many distractions. Damn that lesson amnesia.

by Lolita0891 January 8, 2014

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Fart Amnesia

The act in which someone farts and then proceeds to forget they farted.

"Dude what is the terrible smell, did you fart?"
"Nah dude that wasn't me, you must have fart amnesia."

by AK Minder June 6, 2015

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Facebook-Amnesia

When you get on the computer to do something productive, but instead you instantly go into auto-drive and log onto Facebook and completely forget the real reason you even got on the computer.

Man, I was going to write my 10 page english essay until I was hit by brick wall of facebook-amnesia!

by Glendora July 7, 2011

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