positional amnesia

The frustrating state of mind when you walk into another room and can't remember why you are there.

After walking from the kitchen to the bedroom, you say to yourself:

"Now why am I looking in this closet again?", then "Positional amnesia strikes me once again!"

by Barking Frog December 1, 2013

Russian Amnesia

Saying you don’t remember if something happened as an excuse to appear innocent.

Trump said he doesn’t remember having a meeting talking about Putin, he must have Russian Amnesia.

by Jm831 April 19, 2018

test amnesia

Forgetting all of the questions on a test right after you've taken it. Can be seriously annoying to test crammers hoping to get a preview for the questions/subjects covered on the exam.

Guy 1: "Hey man, what was on the math test today? I'm taking it next hour."
Guy 2: "I dunno, I'm suffering from some serious test amnesia..."
Guy 1: "C'mon, not even one question?"
Guy 2: "Nah man my brain is numb... I think I just need a blunt and a nap."
Guy 1: "Dude, that's finals for you."

by greeneggsandweed January 16, 2013

lesson amnesia

The act of forgetting a lesson that you have learned on several occasions but you never seem to remember.

Deciding that you are going to start working out at night only to remember after several failed attempts that you never actually get to exercise due to the many distractions. Damn that lesson amnesia.

by Lolita0891 January 8, 2014

porn amnesia

When you can’t remember what happened in the porn movie you watched last night.

Man I’ve got porn amnesia.

I can’t remember if she had big tits or a dick.

by Jessejar December 17, 2017

Facebook-Amnesia

When you get on the computer to do something productive, but instead you instantly go into auto-drive and log onto Facebook and completely forget the real reason you even got on the computer.

Man, I was going to write my 10 page english essay until I was hit by brick wall of facebook-amnesia!

by Glendora July 7, 2011

password amnesia

The event of forgetting your own password, which becomes an awful event when you don't have any means of recovering it.

Bill: Darn--what did I set as the password for that Word presentation? I . . . I . . . I forgot!
Seth: Bill, what's wrong?
Bill: Password amnesia. It happens to the best of us.

by Turmfalke December 20, 2010