love amnesia

when you can't remember ever loving someone as much as the person you are presently in a relationship with

"I know I must have been in love before, but I can't remember ever being this smitten..I must have love amnesia!"

by ml2531 December 15, 2009

movie amnesia

Being unable to remember large parts of a movie due to making out with someone at the time.

I saw that film last week. I think it was good, but I've got pretty bad movie amnesia; I was kissing Sam for most of it!

by Corsair February 19, 2008

relationship amnesia

forgetting that you are in a relationship and carrying on as if you were single

While dating someone for 2 years, Carrie occasionally had indiscretions and hooked up with random guys at bars. Guess you say she has relationship amnesia and forgot she had a boyfriend.

by Julie-n-Dave July 16, 2010

Google Amnesia

When you go to do a google search on something, but forget what you were going to search for at the last minute.

I was going to buy my freind a gift online, but I got google amnesia and now I am staring at the screen awkwardly

by fighter2650 October 12, 2011

media amnesia

(n) A condition whereby you forget everything that is relevant in real life because you are so engrossed by events happening on Facebook/Twitter/gaming/email/SMS etc.

Dan was so distracted by his textual flirtation with June whilst bidding on ebay that he completely forgot it was his mother's birthday and his sister's graduation ceremony. It's not the first time his media amnesia has got him into trouble.

by Clarebear81 June 20, 2011

Office Amnesia

Call centers and contact centers seem to take great delight in moving their people around before they have a chance to get comfortable in one place thus moving their agents to a new desk location on an ad hoc basis. Office amnesia is simply a temporary state of forgetfullness where you can't remember where you are sitting and end up turning back to go a different route. Its duration commonly lasts only a couple of seconds but very irritating. This usually follows a visit to the bathroom, vending machine, printer or photocopier.

Me: You look lost
Sam: I can't remember where i'm sitting now i've moved desks
Me: That's Office Amnesia - its only temporary... until you move desks again.

by Cyberwulf July 22, 2012

Facebook Amnesia

A state of confusion found while looking through your news feed and seeing posts from facebook friends that you can't even remember adding. not remembering why they are connected to you, where they came from, where they live, or in what capacity you've met them in real life.

upon viewing his news feed he sat back bewildered, asking himself “who the hell are all these people? i don't remember any of them!” he realized he was suffering from facebook amnesia.

by CurvedMirror April 17, 2014