Ambien

It's the shit that everyone who's defined Ambien on Urban Dictionary is on, including myself. They wrote it while they were on the shit. The monitor kept coming back and forth and shit. Other people were in the room but they go away when I turn my head. It's wierd.

I'm on fucking Ambien right now.

by StupidguytjCEwill find me July 20, 2009

Ambidextrous

To be a complete BA and be able to use both hand with equal persicion. If you're ambidextrous, you are one BA person. Rock on.

Woah dude! You're ambidextrous! Sweeeet!

by ambidextrousBA July 19, 2011

Ambienesia

The term used for amnesia after a night of Ambien or other sleeping/anxiety pills.

Bruce realized he was suffering from Ambienesia when he woke up this afternoon with "Marco" shaved into his chest hair and lipstick on his calves.

by Couch. December 18, 2009

Ambiexting

The act of any form of digital communication (text messages, IM's, Facebook posts, email) while under the influence of Ambien. Often to awkward or madcap effect.

Don't worry about it, Michael was ambiexting out of his mind last night.

by Unbounder August 4, 2010

Ambien Drag

The beginning of the hallucinogenic affects that occur after taking anbien and drinking any kind of alcohol. Everything the user sees slowly drags around the room and the user feels slower but euphoric.

I just had an ambien and a few shots, the ambien drag is really kicking in now, everything is slowing down.

by 7493 August 28, 2009

Homemade Ambien

Where you jack off before going to sleep, making falling asleep easier

Dude I totally looked up some porn last night, took some homemade ambien, and i was out like a baby!!

by CEdiT October 25, 2010

Abiogenisis

The generation of life from non-living sources, by adding energy into the mix. Some creationists often confuse this phenomenon with evolution. They are not one in the same. Evolution is the process of CHANGE in life, not it's origin.
Remember:
Abiogenisis=origin
Evolution=change

Creationist: The theory of evolution starts with life being created by random chance with matter and energy! As such, it disproves itself since no one around the world has opened a jar of peanut butter and found life in it!
Evolutionist: First, that's ABIOGENISIS, you @#%&tard. Also, peanut butter comes from peanuts, an already LIVING THING. How do you expect new life to be created from peanut butter, which is essentially dead peanuts?!
Creationist: . . . SHUT UP, I'M HOLY!!! *baps evolutionist on head with a cross*

by Clicky Mic October 2, 2008