altanis

An incredible, amazing chad who frequently misspells things (occasionally...)

Person 1: "Damn, he's so cool!"
Person 2: "Yep, he's an Altanis!"

by Aspectual November 9, 2022

alanis

the most beautiful and perfect woman to ever meet she’s so beautiful and i love her so much

alanis is the love of my life

by kingkongshlonger November 20, 2023

Alanis

A beautiful girl who has a great personality and is very energetic. She is very quiet but once you get to know her, she is absolutely crazy. She is very funny, sweet, bubbly, and a great person. She keeps her friends to a limit and has a lot of acquaintances. She WILL speak her mind and don't make her lose her temper or she’ll go off on you! She is strong minded and doesn’t care what people think.

“Alanis is so pretty”
“I wish I was Alanis”

by taylorswift347 November 20, 2023

Alanis

has a gf named jade and is very respected period

"Did you know Alanis gf is named Jade"

by rose toy explosion January 16, 2024

Albanism

the unfortunate condition that many people suffer from in which they hail from Albania, this can cause emotional dysregulation, illogical reactions to otherwise logical/normal occurrences, bad driving and a reluctance to seek psychological or medical help.

"That poor girl, she's had Albanism her whole life"

by IJustMakeShitUp June 4, 2025

Roy Alanis

An awesome guy the best you will ever meet he is most likely chubby but has a big heart and usually one other big thing *wink* he is vary nice and always has your back but is always a dumb ass no matter what

Person 1 : whos the fat guy

Person 2 : thats Roy Alanis he's the guy that helps anyone with yhere problems for free
Person 1 : who
Person 2 : he's also got a giant dick

Person 1 : oh real-wait what the fuck

by Unofficialbestatnamingthings December 2, 2023