Alfie

A mega simp for pillow and warden

Bro hes a alfie like ummmmm what are you doing step alfie

by Ungodlytrapper October 21, 2020

Alfie

If used in a 'girl' way then this means the person is Amazing, Beautiful, Pretty, Gorgeous and Her eyes are so deep, her hug makes you so warm and loved and her smile makes you so happy, no matter what has happened.
'The One you would wait all your life for'

"I waited all my life for my Alfie"
"I wish i had an Alfie"

by Brenzo November 7, 2011

Alfie

This man is like so good at like fortnite and is like better dan u and like gets that pussy innit and is so good at everything and has sucked everyones mums except from people who start with the letter t (I got u g innit fam) sorry ppl had to save my boy the Alfie I know is
So cool like shut up blud
Sucks ur mum innit
Gets alotta pussy
Slides into yo girls dm's and then fucked her
and he is like yeah
also the best gamer to live
cool innit
aint no fucking wasteman innit

Oi Alfie is a fucking Mad Lad innit fam

by ur mums pussyo February 19, 2019

an Alfie

Taking an illegal poo in a National Park

Doing "an Alfie" is having a poo in the corner of a dis-used campsite in a national park when the owner of the field in coming over to tell you off for setting up your tents.

by Incredible Bob May 25, 2011

Alitrus

|äˈlē.tros| An Arabic word to signify two butts in one underwear. Usually reserved for two very close (+/- Gay) guys hanging out together a little too much. It originates from the combination of the names Ali and Butrus.

Hey Alitrus, what are you two up to today?
Have anyone seen Alitrus? They went out for a kayte
Are you officially an Alitrus?

by Defender of Mankind June 3, 2013

Alfiemouth

alfiemouth

When your mouth fucking wreaks of DSB (Dog Shit Breath)

Its only an "alfiemouth" if your breath pongs, day in day out!

Guy 1"Phwaaa"

Alfie "What Nobhead?"

Guy 1 "Your mouth is stinking"

Guy 2 "I can smell that Alfiemouth you dirty little fuck"

Alfie "Not my fault!"

by CalHesk July 18, 2014

Alfie Frampton

The definition of the best person ever. It means a man with a large penis. It also means a man or woman of great looks, importance, smarts and personality

I wish I could be like an alfie Frampton.
Look over there it’s an alfie

by Bob Sikamore April 7, 2019