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Allah is a jew

The God allah is not muslim he is made up by the jews so they can control our minds the muslims fight And hate the jews but they still Would not believe a jew created their god
by Psycher June 10, 2019
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Allah Run

Purposely charging into the middle of a battle to try and achieve something, but knowing you'll more than likely die in the process, especially if it's a suicide bombing
"If I go on an Allah Run, I might be able to get to the target."
by Guycool3905 May 2, 2014
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allah yojros

it's a combination between allah yostor and allah yjares

it is used for when things are awkward, unusual and just weird
it's a word for lebanese slang
friend :that girl is such a pick me girl

other friend: allah yojros
by adofromcabo July 25, 2021
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Allahu Cockbar

An exclamation that a man yells when he is about to go balls deep in his woman’s hoo hoo and wants her to know that his wang is the greatest. This will arouse the woman and make her moister than a 6 month old heavily used sponge.
Stoney: Yo bro, how’s it hangin?

Big Queefy: You mean like how’s it going or how my wang is hangin?

Stoney: I mean.... I guess both lol

Big Queefy: Well I’m doing well thanks for asking. My wang on the other hand is in urgent care recovery. I screamed Allahu Cockbar when I was slamming this hoe last night and she opened up like a newly born clam popping out of its shell. I smashed her way too hard and bruised my brisket. So that’s how my mangled meat is doing.

Stoney: Damn bro, lmk if you need me to tag in next time. I would’ve been ready to go.
by Stoney69 September 21, 2021
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Allahu Akbar

Means god is great. The last thing you hear by an angry yelling arab before being bombed by 50 Tsar Bombas' they stole from Russia and crashing down to your house after insulting them.

Means and implies "God is Great" in a way. It is commonly used by Arabics, and other Middle-East people, for a legitimate definition.
Person 1: haha Allahu Akbar!1!!
Arab: Precision Bomb Strike location... Latitude and Longitude, 32°18′N 64°47′W, Hamilton, United Kingdom, IP Address: 183.162.198.39, Halstead Street, House #: 339.
by A weak dick April 26, 2022
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Allahbama

Da south-eastern state where da majority of America's devout-Muslim citizens live.
Da People Of Islam are known for being calm and relaxed, so da fact dat da state of Allahbama is located right next to caffeine-and-frenetic-speed-stoked Missizippy might cause issues.
by QuacksO February 7, 2021
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Allah-u Akhbar

Means “God Is Great”. It can be used in 2 ways

1: To signify actual thank for god
2: To yell at everyone before exploding a major building
Sc. 1
*Muslim Guy gets a good grade*
Muslim Guy: Allah-u Akhbar, I thank god for giving me that grade

Sc. 2:
Terrorist Muslim Guy: “ALLAH-U AKHBAR!”
*Terrorist Muslim Guy blows up a major building*
by SomeRandomUrbDicBruv June 15, 2022
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