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afl umpire

a cunt on an AFL field wearing ones team colours and not the others
Mate 1: Hey!, who is that cunt on the field giving free kicks to Richmond

Mate 2: That's an AFL umpire
by lashedwalnut979 August 4, 2018
mugGet the afl umpiremug.

afl

A shitty sport played by mental patients, also known as Victorians. South Australians and Western Australians are alright because Vlandys thinks PNG is more important than WA and won’t put a team on there. Victorian’s are a special breed of people as many sane and insane people in Australia know. It’s pretty embarrassing that the best team in Victoria is their NRL team, like seriously just support the Storm, at least with Bellamy you are guaranteed finals every year.

Also as person who has been dragged to a swans game from a friend from Adelaide who has moved here, its confirmed that half the guys at the SCG are from Newtown, which is “Gods country”. Can’t grow the game in syd when half the supporter base willingly takes it up the arse.
the afl gf was so shitty I can’t believe people pay to watch that shit. Heck even the worst NRL gfs clear a good portion of the AFL ones.
by dkom February 9, 2025
mugGet the aflmug.

AFL

A server filled with mentally unstable and chaotic people whom also don't have any little left sanity in them!
“ The chaotic server I'm in is called AFL! „
“ AFL is concerning
“ Why „
by deleleleelelellelelelel February 19, 2022
mugGet the AFLmug.

AFL

"yo that person HAS AFL"
"ass for life indeed"
by daddy_ashy February 23, 2021
mugGet the AFLmug.

AFL

The AFL is an organization created by young boys, trying to spread the message of Anime.
AFL is the best!
by Brickybrickcoco August 7, 2024
mugGet the AFLmug.

AFL

an amazing sport played in Australia that every one should play
"hay ready to AFl on the weekend"
"hell yea"
by Ethan Mathews May 26, 2019
mugGet the AFLmug.

afl

A shortcut for "aint finna lie" or "aint fucking lying".
Afl, vxz owns you!
by xzwnsu March 15, 2024
mugGet the aflmug.

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