Corpse: “If you’re someone who is sad a lot or cries a lot... play medieval tavern music.. you can’t cry to it, it’s impossible... Just fucking blast that shit. You can’t cry to it, and if you do cry to it, it’s like you’re crying on an adventure”
by Aliwerm November 28, 2020
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The Super Adventure Club was founded by the greatest explorer of all time, William P. Phinehas. Phinehas climbed the highest peaks, tamed the mightiest rivers, but every time he got somewhere, he realized that other explorers had beat him to it.
Phinehas was depressed, until he realized that if he couldn't be the first to discover places, he could be the first to have sex with the native children that inhabited those areas. Phinehas quickly went down in history books as the first man to have sex with the Aborigine children at Uluru, and the first explorer to bugger all the underage mountainfolk of Nepal. After having sex with all those children, Phinehas realized that molesting all those kids had made him immortal.
He discovered that children have things called marlocks in their bodies. And when an adult has sex with a child, the marlocks implode, feeding the adult receptive cavity with energy that causes immortality, so saith the ruler of Bethos. Phinehas traveled the world, loving many, many children, and he lived for eternity. Until he was hit by a train in 1892.
The Super Adventure Club was founded by the greatest explorer of all time, William P. Phinehas. Phinehas climbed the highest peaks, tamed the mightiest rivers, but every time he got somewhere, he realized that other explorers had beat him to it.
Phinehas was depressed, until he realized that if he couldn't be the first to discover places, he could be the first to have sex with the native children that inhabited those areas. Phinehas quickly went down in history books as the first man to have sex with the Aborigine children at Uluru, and the first explorer to bugger all the underage mountainfolk of Nepal. After having sex with all those children, Phinehas realized that molesting all those kids had made him immortal.
He discovered that children have things called marlocks in their bodies. And when an adult has sex with a child, the marlocks implode, feeding the adult receptive cavity with energy that causes immortality, so saith the ruler of Bethos. Phinehas traveled the world, loving many, many children, and he lived for eternity. Until he was hit by a train in 1892.
Kyle: Do you realize how retarded that sounds?
Super Adventure Club Head Explorer: Is it any more retarded than the idea of God sending his son to die for our sins? Is it any more retarded than Buddha sitting beneath a tree for twenty years?
Stan: Yeah. Its way, way more retarded.
Super Adventure Club Head Explorer: Is it any more retarded than the idea of God sending his son to die for our sins? Is it any more retarded than Buddha sitting beneath a tree for twenty years?
Stan: Yeah. Its way, way more retarded.
by Young Reezie December 13, 2009
Get the super adventure club mug.A classic 80s movie about a curious cat named Milo, and a blunt-nose pug named Otis, working together on heading back home when Milo got pulled away by the river inside of a box after playing hide and seek, and Otis came to rescue him in a hole. Then they worked their way back home to bring back peace. But then, they choosed to make love with their new mates, Joyce the white female cat, and Sandra the darker pug. Both brides made children, continued working their way back home, and lived happily ever after.
I believe the Adventures of Milo and Otis is better than any other animal movie, but tied with Fly Away Home.
by frodaddy January 19, 2005
Get the Adventures of Milo and Otis mug.The last eighty-four episodes of the anime series Digimon Adventure are far better then any equivalent stretch of any television series, though many fools do not realize this.
by birdboy2000 July 6, 2004
Get the Digimon Adventure mug.One of the best racing games for the Nintendo 64. Sure, the system didn't have many good ones, but this would have been good on any console. You race around with the new Beetle model on kickass racetracks. So many shortcuts to take, and tons of glitches to mess around with such as spinning your car out of Mount Mayhem. Multiplayer was good too.
Now that I have the Police Beetle, I can stop the AI cars and smash them when I hit them. The Alien Beetle looks the coolest though. Damn, Beetle Adventure Racing is so rad.
by etaN retsaM March 28, 2008
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Get the Jojo bizarre adventure mug.The coolest damπ people ever. These are the guys and girls who have skillfully kindled the roaring flame within that is the spirit of adventure. They live off of the thrill of exploring, battling, and justice. While others are being boring they go off to fight the forces of evil! You could sit anywhere and look around and the only way to tell who is an adventurer is to look for bags under their eyes. They don't sleep, justice NEVER sleeps.
Bob: "Where's Chris and Emma?"
Andrew: "Oh they're in they're fighting a forest wizard."
Bob: "Oh cool! I know Adventurers!!
Andrew: "Oh they're in they're fighting a forest wizard."
Bob: "Oh cool! I know Adventurers!!
by amazingboy97 November 30, 2010
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