ABS is a serious condition that has a gradual onset but eventually becomes permanent and lasts a lifetime. There is no known cure and no known effective treatment. The most obvious symptom is a blank, expressionless, unreadable face that becomes the default permanent face one presents to the world unconsciously. It tends to make other people instinctively recoil in terror often making normal social interaction confusing and painful for the sufferer. It is actually harmless to others and can even often be useful in certain situations. Occasionally it is accompanied by a very subtle nod of the head. Onset can be as early 10 years old, and left untreated, gradually becomes permanent by age 14.
"Acquired Ballerinaface Syndrome (ABS)" can be recognized on every ballet dancer having trained from an early age with a reputable school that does not participate in competitions
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when one partner constantly pesters the other for sex, and the latter gives into to shut up the former, even though any spark of enjoyment has long since extinguished
After a dinner bereft of any meaningful conversation, we headed into the bedroom for short passionless acquiesex and early sleep, silently facing away from each other and into the dark void of night.
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Get the Acquisitionist mug.The opposite of an acquired taste. Someone you really like when you first meet them, but as you spend more time with them, your dislike for them grows.
Gary: "I really liked Dan when I first met him. Then I started to be around him more. Now I think he is an idiot and I can't stand to be around him"
Giselle: ''Yeah, he is an acquired dislike. That is why he has to change jobs so often"
Giselle: ''Yeah, he is an acquired dislike. That is why he has to change jobs so often"
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The once proud leader for life before the coup is now reduced to be emunctorily acquiescent or have his loved ones liquidated
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After relocating to another state in the nation, working hard to achieve a higher mental and physical state and doing so, Charlie has been able to raise his Lifestyle Acuity far more and faster than he imagined. The only thing he has not found is an acceptable female companion, but he is optimistic and patient.
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