Rent-A-Cock

a rented out dildo or penis.

salesman says: I sell cock and cock accesories.

woman says: do you have a rent-a-cock?

by cock girl April 6, 2009

aloc acoc

(a-lock ack-oak)
slang for climax. When during sex, a person reaches their most stimulated point.

"She reached aloc acoc way too quick"

by Joe Ward January 21, 2006

aCookieGod

aCookieGod is a Canadian YouTuber with a sexy voice that is actually really terrible at the games he plays and is famous for diving feet first into the void on his own volition. His career is funded by 12 year olds but the videos are funny ig.

Did you see aCookieGod fall into the void?

by pfffffft69 August 19, 2020

arock

used as a verb, means the act of contacting someone else's employer in an effort to cause them problems. Usually done as a result of some petty internet squabble.

also

to take a minor internet beef to real life by contacting a forum member's employer with completely bogus accusations in an attempt to get the guy fired.

- Where's JIA been?
- He's isn't been posting anymore. Someone got mad and arock'd him.

by Stu Pedaso April 5, 2008

zombie acockalypse

Whenever a hoard of jerking zombies attack a bathroom.

Dude that bathroom looks like it just had a zombie acockalypse

by Hugh Dick April 16, 2015

being a cock

Someone who's over the top; beyond being just a dick or an asshole. Someone with unrealistic expectations of what they expect (or want) of you; with little regard to how much you might have to give to accomplish it; or consider it when they want something from you

Your son and his wife really are being a cock, with them expecting you to baby sit their children on Christmas Eve starting at 6:45 am; and then refusing to bring their children over for a short visit on Christmas day even tho they only live 3 minutes away

by Tweed Betts December 23, 2019

Adcock

A word for a short, balding man with a little weenie who has manhood and penis size issues and needs to add length to his penis. He often takes his miserable lot in life out on women and children to overcompensate for his personal and professional failures.

That guy over there yelling at his stepson is an Adcock.

He should be an Adcock and get an enlargement pump.

by Jamie Gunston April 13, 2007