Abstinence

Holding oneself back voluntarily. Ha! Ha! Ha!

"Abstinence", it makes the "Hard" grow fonder.

by Ha! ha! ha! January 16, 2009

Abstinence

Something that does not work.

9/10 chastity vow takers break their pledge.

Abstinence does not work

by Animalzap August 22, 2009

abstinence

The dumbest thing since Crystal Pepsi. Usually practiced by Churchies and fat Girls.

"I'm abstinant and I got to the First Baptist Church!!"

by Nick April 11, 2005

abstain

When the male pulls his penis out of the females vagina at the moment of climax, resulting in his semen being deposited on her belly.

When I was through pleasuring my woman, she remarked about how her abstain looked a little bit like Jesus.

by A-roe May 19, 2003

Abstinence

It is a word for people that can't get any pussy or dick.

My friend is 300Lbs so she chose to be Abstinence.

by Ajuntapall January 18, 2009

involuntary abstinence

The sufferings of a loser that refrains from sex, simply because he cannot get any

Hey John, have you lost your v-card yet?
No, I am suffering from involuntary abstinence.
Oh, sorry bro, that sucks.

by xCynicaLManiaCx March 12, 2013

abstinence

1) A vow of no sex untill you are married. Usually only losers who beleive in god uphold this vow.

2) People who, dont understand/cant appriciate/are afraid of, sex are the ones who beleive in this.

look at that babe, such a waste for her to beleive in abstinence

by Theribus September 29, 2005