African Bush Mama

A woman who believes in the ancient art of not shaving her private area... Ever.

1) Guy 1: Yo dude my girlfriend finally went down on me and her hair was longer than the Nile River!
2) Guy 2: Sorry bro, sounds like your girlfriend is an African Bush Mama.

by AfricanBushMamaKing August 9, 2016

African fruit monkey

A white person whom makes a lot of racist jokes but is not racist (and likes fruit)

Jimmy is an African fruit monkey whom is always telling black jokes.

by AfricanFruitMonkey July 11, 2016

African Guacamole

When you're black and you use a straw to suck the diarrhea out of your girls butt and then funnel it back into her nose. Leaving her senseless.

Lakesha had food poisoning so I gave her some African Guacamole. She seems better now. She also had some chips.

by Bloodydragonluvr69 June 5, 2016

Africana Wakanda

The one and only black goddess, a singer performing under the pseudonym Ariana Grande. She is commonly mistaken for being Italian, but she is definitely African.

Did you hear Africana Wakandas new song?
Yes, i loved it! My African queen released a bop again.

by okdont April 7, 2020

African Wheel

A square.

"I believe our new hire is a bit of an African Wheel..."

by KiggerNike March 5, 2022

African Goggles

When you have someone's nutsack over your eyes.

Austin Driver woke up with African Goggles from Porter over his eyes.

by Driversabitch April 15, 2022

African

African: The worlds oldest inhabitants. The word "indigenous" means "the original" or "the first". It describe "the original" peoples who live in Africa, the old inhabitants (called "Black", english word, by modern Europeans), (not newcomers, or invaders). Also including the prototypical peoples of the African ancient and modern diaspora (African ancestry or descent). Originally inhabiting areas of tropical rain forestation, also desert dwellings.

by Vince Smith September 17, 2003