A.S.A.H.P

As Soon As Humanly Possible

"I need to get to the airport A.S.A.H.P!"

A.S.A.H.P by Shyann2004 July 15, 2016

A.S.O.L 

Air Supply On Loop

"Jimmy seems pretty down after that break up."
"Yep, A.S.O.L is all he's got now"

A.S.O.L by 370 K December 22, 2018

A-S-A-P-T-S-D 

A subset of the psychological diagnosis of Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome (P.T.S.D.) caused specifically by corporate culture’s unrelenting need for every fucking thing to be delivered “as soon as possible” (A.S.A.P.), without any fucking regard to what is reasonable, thus creating a withering climate of perpetual panic & psychological breakdown.

VP Marketing: “Where the fuck are my product renders.”
Art director: “Dave is working on that. He is on no sleep & his 7th coffee this morning. We are on it.”
VP Marketing: “I asked for them two days ago & I present in Paris in Wednesday. I NEED those hero shots now!”

Art Director: “I understand, & you will get them today. Phil needed the packaging colors addressed & bumped the renders - sorry.”
VP Marketing: “I don’t care about packaging. Let me talk to Dave. If you can’t manage your team, I will.”
Art Director: “Dude - Dave is this close to serious A-S-A-P-T-S-D, and is threatening to quit. Let me handle this.”

A-S-A-P-T-S-D by Heisenbeast - Lord of Hounds March 29, 2019

A&S Company 

An Minecraft group that is mainly from the Bedrock edition, Very Rich ingame

I am a new Member of The A&S Company

A&S Company by A&S Company Owner October 5, 2019

A.S.I.A.N 

A.S.I.A.N

A super intelligent ass nigga

Ming ming: I'm such an A.S.I.A.N

A.S.I.A.N by Succman29 March 11, 2021

A.S.S.R.E.A.M 

Amazon Shop and Shipping Rules Everything Around Me

Joe: Last night I wanted to just netflix and chill, but ended up drunk, online letting A.S.S.R.E.A.M

Paul: Nice... i got drunk last night and banged Karen

Joe: YOU ANIMAL..

A.S.S.R.E.A.M by TerryCowboy April 27, 2021

A.S.M.R 

Ass smackn mamas ravioli

DAME that was some good A.S.M.R

A.S.M.R by Gaming Stitch February 17, 2019