A.S.O.L

Air Supply On Loop

"Jimmy seems pretty down after that break up."
"Yep, A.S.O.L is all he's got now"

by 370 K December 22, 2018

a.s.s.h.o.l.e.

Acronym for "Automatically Suspect Since He Obviously Lacks Empathy"; refers to any obnoxious/arrogant dude who just can't seem to be reasonable or considerate, and so nobody trusts him or gives him the benefit of the doubt in any social setting.

That new store manager is a total a.s.s.h.o.l.e., and so the staff is edgy and nervous as a result.

by QuacksO January 15, 2014

a/s/l/o/s

Age/sex/location/orientation/status. Derived from the word a/s/l the objection of this word get more information about the one you are chatting with. Commonly used when talking to strangers online.

person 1: a/s/l/o/s ?
person 2: 16/male/U.S.A/straight/single
person 2: you?
person 1: 51/male/U.S.A/Bi/single
*person 2 disconnected from chat*

by Smashking242 October 5, 2010

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q

THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!

Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*

by RANDOMPERSON22345 January 7, 2022

A.S.L.O.R.

Much like asl, but intended to gain more information from someone to chat with them. Age, sex, location, oreintation, religion.

Person1: Hey, A.S.L.O.R.?
Person2:43 f MI straight scientology
Person1:7 m AL gay atheist
Person2:This is going nowhere, I can see already. kthnxbai

by Ty Campbell February 17, 2013

S.O.A.L.

Shit of a Lifetime.

Most people's S.O.A.L.'s occur after Super Bowl Sunday and sometimes Thanksgiving.

I had trouble flushing my S.O.A.L. down the toilet.

by Matt Huff February 8, 2010

R.O.F.L.M.A.O.S.P

rolling on floor laughing my ass of scaring people

did u see the guy who has a mangina! I R.O.F.L.M.A.O.S.P 'd so hard!!!! how the fuck does he have sex?

by neobomb3r April 25, 2011