Pooch Wrapped

The act of wrapping your hand around your partner's penis and jacking him off.

A: Dude, did you get lucky last night?

B: Nah man, I only got pooch wrapped.

by yomamma80 June 20, 2011

Lettuce Wrapped Hamburger

Something that seems good on the outside, but is actually bad for you on the inside.

Josh seemed like a good guy, but he's really just a prick, he's like a lettuce wrapped hamburger.

by radioturtle December 5, 2021

your great granpap is wrapped

Worse than ur mom gay, your daddy lesbian, your granny tranny, and your granpap a trap combined.

1: ur mom gay
2: Your daddy lesbian
1: ur granny tranny
2: ur granpap a trap
1: your great granpap is wrapped
2: *is completely erased from existence*

by Me_Boi May 15, 2018

chicken stuffed with mozzarella cheese wrapped in parma ham with some homemade mashed potatoes

The first meal L cooked for H, which is also according to L the most romantic thing he has done.

H posted a picture of L cooking this dish

I: What was the most romantic thing you’ve done for your partner?

L: I once cooked a meal, the first meal i’ve ever cooked. It was chicken stuffed with mozzarella cheese wrapped in parma ham with some homemade mashed potatoes. Turned out pretty good for my first meal. :)

by ilikecarrots28 May 14, 2022

oreos dipped in white chocolate wrapped in bacon deeped fried dipped in mayoooooooo

The best thing in the entire world!
Once a person has experienced it, they will constantly crave it. Especially after a long night of drinking and partying. It's even better if you use hellmanns.

Hey Amy, lets go for some oreos dipped in white chocolate wrapped in bacon deeped fried dipped in mayoooooooo!

by Atessa September 16, 2008

double wrapped scarf

A way of wearing a scarf around your neck...put it around your neck, then take one of the halves, and wrap it around your neck again, so that you have 2 layers around your neck, and the scarf hangs down in 2 halves onto your chest. I like to wear my striped scarf double wrapped as part of my "hip-hop punk" look.

Many celebrities like wearing their scarves double-wrapped, but many of them are sad little pop stars.

by marla x0 October 11, 2004

Asshole wrapped in bacon

The utter most worst smelling thing ever smelt before.

Person A: woah dude you smell that?
Person B: Fuck! teah! thats smells like ASSHOLE WRAPPED IN BACON!
Person C: haha sorry guys, that was me.

by Ehemlin85 January 13, 2009