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Wolverined

When you get fingered by a girl with extreme long acrylic nails resulting in extreme internal bleeding and bruising.
“I got absolutely wolverined last night!”
by 13046977 July 8, 2020
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wolverine

The unfortunate guy with metal claws destined not to ITCH his BALLS.
"look at the pic of jack hughman? Why he is screaming with claws wide open???"

"He is Wolverine, with hairy itchy balls, destined not to itch them"
by mark.robins210 September 29, 2012
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wolverine

an extreme tweaker, or someone who acts very sexual when high
jeez, have you seen that wolverine in dairy mart? that dude needs a fix
by boobinflator August 3, 2018
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snow wolverine

A white guy that dates black girls! Much like snow bunny a white girl that dates black guys
Damn, white boy got all the hood girls, nigga is a snow wolverine
by 50shadezofgayy September 20, 2016
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Wolverining

You dress up in the Wolverine outfit (comic book version, of course) and when the priest says "If anyone objects to this union, speak now or forever hold you peace." The person busts into the wedding and causes general disarray. This is usually done in groups so as to cause maximum confusion.
Groom: Yo, I was just about to get married to the life of my life and you won't guess what happened?
Friend: What?
Groom: Joe, Phil and Harry came in Wolverining...

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Priest: If anyone objects to this union, speak now or forever hold you peace.
Wolveriners: Yo! We're Wolverining this wedding!
by Ionxion April 7, 2012
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Wolverine Patch

A greasy ass patch of hair located above the ass crack. It is usually shaped in a upside down triangle, as if pointing to the anus.
"Eww that chick behind me has a large mass of hair on her lower back."

"Thats a fucking wolverine patch!"
by Jacob Prenger December 18, 2008
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The Wolverine

A sexual act in the same category as doing the Superman,or Spiderman.It's when the male jizzes on multiple knives,puts them between his fingers,and proceeds to fuck the chick with it.
Dude, I totally gave my girlfriend The Wolverine last night! She was bleeding like hell!
by Zosocrow94 June 11, 2009
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