a wheeze and a gasp

When you laugh so much that you are left on the floor practically wheezing and gasping.

Millarhews began wheezing and gasping at unprecedented levels

OJR- "Is that a wheeze and a gasp I hear?"

PJM - "unfortunately yes"

by millarhews March 14, 2020

Carl Wheezer

Jimmy Neutron's best friend, as well as the world's sexiest mf out there.

Person 1: ayo who's that?
Person 2: ohh that's carl wheezer, the beatles 5th member

by jeekii December 1, 2020

weezer guy

A grown man who tries to sex every person withing a 69 kilometre radius. He has recently been found dead in the woods. If weezer guy ever tries to sex you, run and hide.

"I saw the weezer guy came to sex you"
"Yeah but i made him run"

by MOURIJUANAGAYDRUGSSEXVIOLENCE February 13, 2022

Weeze

The word my mother used to describe the vagina when I was a young girl. This led to major confusion when a friend tried to explain her asthma to me.

"This puffer helps with my weeze."

"...Why does it need help?"

Thanks, Mum.

by Ice Maiden May 17, 2005

Weezer fan

a type of person that must be executed

"ayo i heard Michael was a Weezer fan, lets tear of his limbs"

by Reddertarded April 5, 2022

weezer

weezer is a band. and they're good.

um, like, J-POP!

by a-n May 19, 2003

weezer

An alternative band, formed in 1992, that is famous for its "geek rock" attitude. The lyrics are dripping with not only wit but also emotion, and the sound sometimes features a harmonica, with influences such as KISS, Nirvana, and the Pixies, with an added flair of musical brilliance. Is said to be the influence on many newer bands such as Hellogoodbye, Motion City Soundtrack, and Taking Back Sunday. More recently the band is famous for the song "Beverly Hills" being plastered all over MTV, but a few other famous songs of Weezer are Buddy Holly, The Sweater Song (Undone), Perfect Situation and Island in the Sun.

Weezer has produced 5 albums:
Weezer (Blue Album) 1994
Pinkerton 1996
Weezer (Green Album) 2001
Maladroit 2002
Make Believe 2005
And 3 EPS:
The Good Life
The Lion and the Witch
Winter Weezerland

other suggested songs are:
Say it Ain't So
In the Garage
The World has Turned and Left me Here
Pink Triangle
Tired of Sex
The Good Life
Knock-Down Drag-Out
Hash Pipe
El Scorcho
Keep Fishing
Fall Together
We are All on Drugs
This is Such a Pity
The Damage in Your Heart

Weezer refuses to be the norm band that sells-out and sucks up limelight 24/7 to be mainstream. They keep music real, kids.

by Leen17 July 16, 2007