spit the winkle

When someone sticks a garden hose up their ass & fills up their intestines with water, walks like a duck to their nearby target, and launches the high pressure stream of water out of their ass...ideally hitting someone in the face.

It was deemed that no example is needed for the term Spit the Winkle.

by Four Balls October 19, 2006

win2k

Windows 2000.

Windows --> Win;

2000 --> 2k, 'k' being an abbreviation for thousand.

Win2k is slightly less awful an OS than Windows XP.

by merrian October 21, 2004

van winkle

to sleep for a very long time, especially through important events.

I was so tired yesterday that I layed down on the couch and van winkled right through my basketball game.

by jwd142 August 11, 2009

winking

after too much anal sex the sphincter goes into a spasm not unlike winking

Always winking never blinking

by grannycatflap September 19, 2009

Winkie door

Definition 1: The door you unlock with your winkie *wink,wink*

Definition 2: The organ near your heart that acts up whenever you do something extreme or when you are in a nervous situation.

Definition 3: A man amoung men who fights winkies.

Ex 1. I tried to unlock the winkiedoor with my winkie but my winkie broke off.

Ex 2. When I made myself a winkie torch my winkie door was going 1000 mph.

Ex 3. Right after work at the daycare center Chuck Norris is a winkie door.

by Fernanthony April 9, 2009

WinkelMan

An absolute unit. A god amongst men.

"Look at that guy. Looks like a WinkelMan to me."

by Koolu October 17, 2018

Mary Winkler

Mary Winkler was convicted of voluntary manslaughter in the 2006 shooting death of her husband, Matthew Winkler, the preacher at the Fourth Street Church of Christ in the small town of Selmer, Tennessee. She gained national attention due to public speculation about her motives and mental health, allegations of abuse by her husband, her brief flight from the state, and again for the brief length of her jail sentence. At the trial it became known that her husband made her wear stripper shoes and wigs during intercourse. After the trial she gained more national attention when the show “Snapped” aired a telling of her story and also when the Drive-By Truckers penned the song “The Wig He Made Her Wear,” including it on their 2010 album The Big To Do.
2) a euphemism for a crazy girl.

Man, that Kelly is a straight Mary Winkler.

by Melvin5000 July 6, 2010